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Discussion in 'Chatter' started by Tim Bruening, Jan 23, 2008.

  1. Tim Bruening

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  2. nemo

    nemo Guest

    "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    news:4796F079.9F60D11E@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    > "fredmiller@the.PC" wrote:
    >
    > > Buffalo Chilkat <mammal@watering.hole> wrote in message

    > news:<92b3rv442f81ttg239d1q2d8l62jmpsk9s@4ax.com>...
    > > > I had a permanent falling out with my hair stylist, that's the bald

    > truth.
    > >
    > > He trimmed you in the wrong place ?

    >
    > Trimming: Chinese barber vase.
    >
    > Trimmer: Ocean of barbers.


    It's also a tool for adjusting the frequency of the Local Oscillator in a
    Chinese super-heterodyne radio set. A Tu Ning fork!

    It's handy having a Local Oscillator. You don't have to walk so far to tune
    it!
     
  3. Tim Bruening

    Tim Bruening Guest

    nemo wrote:

    > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > news:4796F079.9F60D11E@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    > > "fredmiller@the.PC" wrote:
    > >
    > > > Buffalo Chilkat <mammal@watering.hole> wrote in message

    > > news:<92b3rv442f81ttg239d1q2d8l62jmpsk9s@4ax.com>...
    > > > > I had a permanent falling out with my hair stylist, that's the bald

    > > truth.
    > > >
    > > > He trimmed you in the wrong place ?

    > >
    > > Trimming: Chinese barber vase.
    > >
    > > Trimmer: Ocean of barbers.

    >
    > It's also a tool for adjusting the frequency of the Local Oscillator in a
    > Chinese super-heterodyne radio set. A Tu Ning fork!


    Can it be tuned into a Het Laser?
     
  4. nemo

    nemo Guest

    "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    news:4799A7CF.50C16C53@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    >
    >
    > nemo wrote:
    >
    > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > > news:4796F079.9F60D11E@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    > > > "fredmiller@the.PC" wrote:
    > > >
    > > > > Buffalo Chilkat <mammal@watering.hole> wrote in message
    > > > news:<92b3rv442f81ttg239d1q2d8l62jmpsk9s@4ax.com>...
    > > > > > I had a permanent falling out with my hair stylist, that's the

    bald
    > > > truth.
    > > > >
    > > > > He trimmed you in the wrong place ?
    > > >
    > > > Trimming: Chinese barber vase.
    > > >
    > > > Trimmer: Ocean of barbers.

    > >
    > > It's also a tool for adjusting the frequency of the Local Oscillator in

    a
    > > Chinese super-heterodyne radio set. A Tu Ning fork!

    >
    > Can it be tuned into a Het Laser?
    >

    Nope. But those old radios were very handy in a Hippy's kitchen. They had a
    triode-heptode mixer!

    Heptoad: A Hippy frog.

    "Like, croak, man!"
     

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