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Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when, through a gap in the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of...
I hope we can all agree that there are wackos on both ends of the political spectrum. They do not need rhetoric to fire them up - if there were...
Thanksgiving Divorce A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Thanksgiving and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell...
Google Earth Give this a try. It's truly amazing Check out the link below. I was shocked to find EXACTLY where I am right now on Google Earth...
Grandparents Answering Machine... Good morning. . . . At present we are not at home but, please leave your message after you hear the beep....
GROANER ALERT!!!!! Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a...
Just got done shoveling the sidewalks. I forgot how much work that is.
A husband takes his wife to play her first round of golf. The wife promptly whacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house...
My Favorite Animal Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have...
World's Shortest Books (Revised List) THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE by Barack Obama...
No chit, mon?
Yo, mon. Happy Birthday.
I feel like getting fukkin' DRUNK!!!!!
Ive just heard from a Norwegian friend in Northern Minnesota who says his wife has been somewhat annoying, lately. He says it has been snowing there...
Welcome. Happy New Year!!!
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Happy Birfday, Eddo.
Here's a life-lesson, I guess. No matter what you do, no matter what you say, you can't please everyone and will offend some. :D