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Happy birthday old man. Take it easy today. And thanks for everything you do for us.
Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep.
That's kinda scarey. The kid has some major problems. One so young shouldn't think about killing.
Congrats, Ali. Now that you're rich, I hope you don't forget us "little people".
SAILORISMS Me and Willy were lollygagging by the scuttlebutt after being aloft to boy-butter up the antennas and were just perched on a bollard...
A young woman goes to her doctor's office, afraid of the strange development on the inside of her thighs . . . a green spot on the inside of each....
Maxine took her car to her mechanic. She told him 'Every time I take any of my friends out in my car, after a while there is this terrible smell !!...
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Say there are two companies.... Company A, and Company B. I don't care what they produce/sell, let's say it's something everybody needs. The...
Instructions if your mouse was not recalibrated for the new year. You should actually do this every year. Even more often is recommended by Kim...
An interesting observation: 1 The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL. 2 The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is...
A true story from ... "The Houston Herald Newspaper" Houston, Texas Last Thursday night around midnight, a woman from Houston, Texas, was...
Happy Birthday, Ali. Hope you stop by to see this. We miss you. :'( You're as old as Jack Benny now.
WARNING - Politically Incorrect and Totally Insensitive - WARNING 1. In a local sports bar trivia quiz the other night, I lost by one point. The...
Got this from a friend. This may not be the right place to post it.
Happy Birthday Wez. Hope you have many, many more to come.
If it weren't for double standards, some people would have no standards at all.
The only cow in a small town in Poland stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow from Moscow for 2,000...