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A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after midnight. While in route home he asks the cabby if he would be a witness. The man...
BLAMESTORMING: Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible. SEAGULL MANAGER: A...
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN THEY'RE PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS
Effective Immediately : 1) You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary. 2) If we see you wearing and carrying a Gucci bag...
An old fella was celebrating 92 years on this earth. He spoke to his toes. "Hello toes.", he said. "How are you? You know, you are 92 today....
TEN REASONS WHY MEN PREFER GUNS OVER WOMEN (I think this came from Letterman's Show) #10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22....
An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution. His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed...
On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and...
Happy Birthday, Rae.
An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey. He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden but it was very difficult work because the ground was so hard....
- VERY BRAVE MAN JOKES --- How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry It! What is the difference between a battery and a woman? A battery...
George Carlin George Carlin on taking shits Theres a lot of little phrases in the language that dont say what they mean. Take a sh*t is one. You...
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.
ITS true,, I read it on the Internet and got it in an EMAIL,(Eziekiel's Means of Asking for Illegal Logins) Well, you might have thought that you...
In Turkish it does. :D Spelling's the same, but pronunciation is different. :P
Etiquette for Rednecks: GENERAL: 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them. 3. It's...
There should be a new rule: Limit all U.S. politicians to two terms: One in office One in prison. Illinois already does this.
A blond city girl named Amy marries a Colorado rancher. One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy, 'The...
