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To my Liberal friends and members of the ACLU Please accept with no obligation, implied or explicit, my best wishes for an environmentally...
Q. What does a wrecked car and the Minnesota Vikings have in common? A. Neither has a title! Q. Why cant Minnesota Viking players eat cereal for...
The Minnesota Highway Patrol is cracking down on speeders heading into Minneapolis. For the first offense, they give you 2 Vikings tickets. If you...
A guy goes to the Postal Service to apply for a job... The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?" He replies, "Yes, caffeine."...
Mele Kalikimaka
Don't need no stinking science, but gotta have math and reading. How else can you tell if you're getting all of your benefits in the unemployment...
A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience.. Seeing God she...
A beautiful young blonde New York woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. But just before she...
I met a girl at the park. Sparks flew between us instantly, she fell at my feet and I made love to her. I thought to myself, "These tazer guns...
Questions from a son . . . A young Arab asks his father: What is this weird hat that we are wearing? Why, it's a "chechia" because in the...
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(author unknown) I never dreamed that slowly cruising on my motorcycle through a residential neighborhood could be so incredibly dangerous! Little...
