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Welcome, Rose.
A man goes into a restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt and legs...
If the Vikes stay in Minnesota, they will need a new stadium with a retractable roof. This is a Kohler design.......
In the coming New Year, 2012, both Groundhog Day and the State of the Union address will occur on the same day. This is an ironic juxtaposition of...
Teacher: If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have? Johnny: Seven, Sir. Teacher: No, listen...
'Twas the night after Christmas and all through the trailer, the beer had gone flat and the pizza was staler. The tube socks hung empty, no candies...
I would like to share an experience with you all, about drinking and driving. As you well know, some of us have been known to have had brushes with...
One day in line for the automatic teller a lady overheard: [Blond 1]: Gee, I don't get it.. [Blond 2]: What's wrong? [Blond 1]: My card wont work...
A good ole Arkansas boy won a bass boat in a raffle drawing. He brought it home and his wife looks at him and says, "What you gonna do with that....
I'm just the conduit.
The reason politicians try so hard to get re-elected is that they would hate to have to make a living under the laws theyve passed.
I can't afford $10 extra. :( [IMG]
That's BS. If he's institutionalized, he shouldn't need any money. His basic needs are being taken care of by the state. Three hots and a cot -...
Gather round ladies, gentlemen, and tramps, Crosseyed mosquitoes and bowlegged ants. Grab a chair and sit on the floor, I'll tell you a new story...
A Couple of Groaners... - One Christmas, Bob and John built a skating rink in the middle of a field. A shepherd leading his flock decided to take a...
There was a man who lost one of his arms in an accident. He became very depressed because he had loved to play golf. One day in his despair, he...
Holiday safety Out before the holidays. Be safe always. Please, take care of yourself. A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health...