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The Darwins are out!!!! Yes, it's that magical time of year again when the Darwin Awards are bestowed, honoring the least evolved among us....
Shot my first turkey yesterday! I scared the krap out of everyone in the frozen food section. It was awesome! Getting old is so much fun!
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THEY'RE HERE! 2011 DARWIN AWARDS Eighth Place In Detroit , a 41-year-old man got stuck and drowned in two feet of water after squeezing head...
A young Naval Officer was in a terrible car accident, but due to the heroics of the hospital staff, the only permanent injury was the loss of one...
WHEN TO START CUSSING! A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. The 6 year old asks, "You know what? I think it's about time we...
A bakery owner hires a young female shop assistant who likes to wear very short skirts and thong panties. One day a young man enters the store....
The Lion's Share... After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring... The mountain lion kept it up until a hunter...
I just got off the phone with a friend living in Northern Wisconsin. He said that since early this morning the snow has been nearly waist high and...
Four Rules to Remember in Life - Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard's name. - Help someone when they are in trouble and they will...
Found one I hadn't heard 15 dozen times. TAKING A WOMAN TO BED What is the difference between girls/women aged 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78?...
Small Talk... I went to my bank to refinance a loan on my yacht. Making small talk with the loan officer, I told her that she was the main reason I...
A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Miller Lite and puts it in their cart. 'What do you think...
Sorry, folks. Haven't been seeing any good (or even not-so-good) jokes lately.