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Not really a joke, but.... http://www.flixxy.com/bird-flies-onstage-to-join-the-band.htm
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An Arab enters a taxi.......... Once he is seated he asks the cab driver to turn off the radio because he must not hear music as decreed by his...
A group of 3rd, 4th, and 5th graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to the local racetrack, (Churchill Downs ) to learn...
While walking down the street one day a corrupt Senator (that may be redundant) was tragically hit by a car and died. His soul arrives in heaven and...
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. She...
The Iranian Ambassador to the UN had just finished giving a speech and walked out into the lobby of the convention center where he met U.S. General...
After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her for a while...then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F,...
Little Johnny All the kids filed into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a...
A woman went to the doctor's office where she was seen by one of the younger doctors. After about four minutes in the examination room, she burst...
The Irish Funeral A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the...
Old Butch John was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets,' and ten roosters to fertilize...
1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. 2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an...
Feherty is a Golf Channel announcer who finds very unique, colorful and uninhibited ways of explaining or describing whatever is on his mind.........
PASSWORD!!!? [IMG] A lady is helping her husband installing his computer, then having completed that successfully, she said that he now should...
Dinner for Two A man and woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands. Their waitress,...
Facebook Shut Down... What if they decide to shut down Facebook tomorrow? Do you think people would be roaming the streets, shoving photos of...
You *Might* Be Henpecked if ... ... you wear the pants in the family (under your apron.) ... you come right out and say whatever she tells you to...
