Let's see... there are now 90 million Iranians who, given the chance, would vote for Donald Trump in a heartbeat. OK, so here's the deal: What say we let all 90 million Iranians come across our border and let them vote in 2026 (and beyond)? What's that you say? You can't get 90 million Iranians to cross our border since there are oceans between us. OK, good point. Here's the answer: We call them something like, oh.. say... "undocumented immigrants in absentia"? In other words, we proclaim that all 90 million are simply "undocumented immigrants" living abroad, but they can vote in U.S. elections via absentee ballot. We can even issue Driver Licenses to them and let them drive semi-trucks if they would like. Ohhhhh, but you say the Democrats already tried a scheme like this and it's backfiring like crazy. Hmmmm... yet another good point! OK, I've got it! Declare the entirety of Iran a U.S. Embassy and declare all occupants citizens of the U.S. Start sending the absentee ballots!!! Crazy? Yeah. But, no crazier than what the Democrats have already tried!!!!!!!
