The Global Rich List -See Where you Rank Against the Rest of the World

Hey, I'm in the upper 0.2 percent but so are most of the people in the US I'm guessing.

Now I feel rich!

http://www.globalrichlist.com/

 

.2%? Not quite, moneybags. I barely scape into the 1%'er category.

You should. And you should be paying more taxes.

 

13.88%! ...Well I'll be damned!... (grabs a catalog)...time to get me that fancy solid gold toilet plunger I've had my eye on!

 

Oops... I had it on "pound"... (checks "$ US")...Yep, down to 14.6%......(grabs catalog)...I'll have to make do with "gold-plated"...(sighs)...it just won't be the same though...and I have no idea how I'll be able to break it to the family...my kid's gonna be crushed.

 

WOW!!! $70 per week. You go there!!!

 

How do you know that I don't pay more taxes?

 

I think it's broken. It doesn't let me enter more than US $999,999.

 

Thank you!

RLM, everyone! ...he's weak, so please don't clap or do anything that might excite him, or light any cigarettes near his oxygen tanks...just nod in his general direction if you approve of his feeble attempt at being -like and move along...

Isn't it time for your nap?

 

I really wouldn't worry then lol

 

I noticed that when I added in incidental income from grant work and extra teaching by my wife, I managed to get to 0.11 percent. I'm movin' up. I will own this world soon and banish the likes of Davy, rlm, and coin to the deepest bowels of servitude. They will bow to me atop my pile of cash as they do my bidding. I am their master and they shall know the sting of the lash under my malevolent reign. Mua ha ha ha ha ha ha! It’s good to be king.

 

You are the 29,606,599 richest person in the world! You're in the TOP 0.49%

 

Heck, you could work at McDonalds & make more than that....if you wanted to, of course....teenagers do!

 

Do you notice that our two resident RW'ers here love to belittle other's income but make no mention of where they stand? Cowards one and all!

 

Thank You!

David-the-, everyone! ...Give the lad some applause, using just your please!

"Whos-such-a-big-boyyyy?! Whos-such-a-big-boyyyyy?!! You-are! Yes-you-are!! Yes-you-are!!!"

Peck away "poster boy".

 

You keep saying what I was gonna say before I can say it! Oh well......But yeah, I was thinking the same thing yesterday after rlm made his comment... how the worst righties always mock the poor. Cowards and (Jr. says it's French for "friend" )

 

He could even panhandle and do better than that.

BTW, did you catch that the 2 (at least 2, anyway) of us with significant health issues apparently have/had no problem working but the one who complains the most about his health (but apparently has nothing wrong) cannot be bothered to even pick up can to earn a living.

 

Awwwwww, isn't that cute? It's so cute, in fact... (grabs a guitar) ...I'm gonna sing you a little song. It's called "Specials":

(strums guitar, clears throat)..."Welllllllll, isn't it soooooo special, when an old man makes a stand... At bein' somethin' specialllll, in this 'mer'can land... Yeah, he's the one sooooo speciallllllllll... he's boarded the train to douche-land!"

Just for youuuuuuuuuu! You-so-special! Yes-you-are! yes-you-are!

Oh, and "global rich"

 

Why would anyone even want to do that if they can have everything handed to them?

 

Sometimes that safety net can become a very comfy hammock!

 

Being Republican is quite a disability to overcome. You both have my sympathy. Coin too!