My brother used to say he could spot homosexuals...until he found out that homosexuals are usually the ones who have the more accurate and finely tuned gaydar.
Well yes I would do that first. The only way I would give it though was if I had a mouth guard. If I did not I would start the chest compressions.
Yes I am sure that an AED would have a mask with it. So many places have AEDs now so it would be easy to obtain one if you were in the right spot.
Possibly, but most are ridiculously east to identity. There are other surefire signs too IMO. My company actually kicked one out of boot back in the day. They generally don't go to great lengths to fool people. I'll give you a hint though. (it's the guy staring below eye level in the showers).
Wow. You must really think your God's gift. What's it feel like to have every homo on the planet trying to get into your pants? Gotta admit your making me feel kinda ugly. But then again, with them, being attractive has nothing to do with it, right? Its all about the penis.
What if the gay shower buddy is a man boob kinda guy? I wonder if that makes it more difficult to spot?
Well...we know it doesn't have anything to do with the opposite...and I don't wear pants in the shower.