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Hope all of you mothers have a great Mothers' Day. Send the kids off someplace (if they're still living at home), and make the old man or significant...
NUDITY I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was...
GHOSTS A professor at Wayne State University in Detroit was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, "How...
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A distraught senior citizen Phoned her doctor's office. 'Is it true,' she wanted to know, 'that the medication You prescribed has to be taken For...
In Texas there is a town called New Braunfels, where there is a large German-speaking population. One day, a local rancher driving down a country...
Q: Where can single men over the age of 60 find younger women who are interested in them? A: Try a bookstore, under Fiction. Q: What can a man do...
Charlie was installing a new door and found that one of the hinges was missing He asked his wife Mary if she would go to Home Depot and pick up a...
A friend of a friend of mine was sitting on a lawn sunning and reading, when he was startled by a fairly late model car crashing through a hedge and...
FOR THOSE OF US WHO REMEMBER Hollywood Squares: These great questions and answers are from the days when ' Hollywood Squares' game show responses...
Rules for Grammar... It is time to review the rules that we all learned in grammar school. Please take time to review the following primer. Verbs...
New Business... Many years ago, my friend worked for a large business. It was his lifetime employment, but he wasn't happy there. He wanted to go...
A group of 15-year-old boys discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they would meet at the McDonald's next to Captain Jack's...
-----Students at a local school were assigned to read two books, 'Titanic' & 'My Life' by Bill Clinton. One student turned in the following book...
LEXIPHILES: WHOEVER PUT THIS TOGETHER LOVES LANGUAGE: To write with a broken pencil is pointless. When fish are in schools they sometimes take...
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: 'Dear Lord:...
