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Attempted murder can get you 25 to life. I was also charged with aggravated battery and assault with a deadly weapon. I pled out on the first two...
Hi all! Been missin J5? Me neither. Been out of prison for awhile now. Life is good, reconnecting with the various vestiges of my former life. I...
Good on you for not forgetting this girl. Scotland Yard is getting involved, finally....
Time for a pot summit at the Whitehouse to straighten this racially heated incident out like gentlemen.
Gahhh I was gonna say that you bogart. "Predominately low income neighborhood" is PC speak for RUN WHITE MAN RUN!
Love me some Brett Favre. I rolled out of my chair at a few of his comments yesterday at the press conference. "What do I have to say about my...
Remember back in the day when Hardees would take an actual piece of dog sh*t, fry it up, make a sandwich out of it and actually expect you to eat it...
You want to know me because I am Jhony5. All that is, was or ever will be. You...uh.....don't have any gym memberships we might wanna know about,...
I love me some Hugo.
You are a real man. I mean, the hair on your chest has hair on its chest.
You haven't seen sick hunting until you've seen pig sticking. - Knife Hunting Hogs with Dogs I'm an avid hunter, but this crap turns my stomach.
I like being in pink. Being in pink feels soooo good. We've all had those occasions. The bar is closing. It's 2am. The quandary arises; Porn or the...
Yes. I am hitting on you right now. Did you know that? How does that make you feel?
Lemme let you in on something. If a man holds the door for you, he's hitting on you. If a man says "Howdy", he's hitting on you. If a man...
Because shes pretty. I was actually with her until she started this God vs Satan bullsh*t. Whatever Carrie. Here's $10,000. Take off your shirt...
I am anxiously awaiting her to do a lesbian layout in Penthouse so that I might whack-off to her hypocritical sexiness.
May I present, The Grapist. - WKUK-Grapist
Touch?. I can quit anytime.
Strange, the article didn't even mention sex. Which I would think is the first sickening thing to pop up in everyones head, ain't it? I know this is...
"Heavy" is a very subjective term.
