Do you share?

Discussion in 'Politics' started by atlantic, May 11, 2009.

  1. Bender

    Bender New Member

    My guess, and I'm no damn sex therapist here, is that the meaning of sex is different for these two.

    Mr. Sex fiend seems to like the ACT of sex, so that means his pre game show isn't impressing his wife. He should be sentenced to watch 100 hours of date and chick flicks, and 2 weeks of lifetime movie network, a bit of an estrogen injection wouldn't hurt either. He needs to cry a little on his wife's shoulder, and learn to make love.:rolleyes:
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  2. atlantic

    atlantic Big Time BS

    You could be right on the money.
     
  3. jhony5

    jhony5 Big Time BS'er

    Lemme let you in on something. If a man holds the door for you, he's hitting on you. If a man says "Howdy", he's hitting on you. If a man acknowledges you in any way, he's hitting on you.
     
  4. emkay64

    emkay64 Big Time BS

    and the Oracle has spoken? So if a man acknowledges you in any way, shape or form...consider yourself hit on? *jots down notes*
     
  5. jhony5

    jhony5 Big Time BS'er

    Yes. I am hitting on you right now. Did you know that?

    How does that make you feel?
     
  6. emkay64

    emkay64 Big Time BS

    I'm ecstatic! All those years, all those restraining orders....that incident that ended in a pistol whipping. I was right...after all these years!!! I told those dumbass cops they were hitting on ME...and they wouldn't listen.

    I'm gonna dig out my ski mask, camo gear and my telephoto lens!!

    Thanks Jhony!!!! BTW you look cute in pink.....

    *squeals with delight*
     
  7. Bender

    Bender New Member

    It's true, if you have a hole, a guy will hit on you. Even if your butt ugly.
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  8. Old Salt

    Old Salt Big Time BS

    I don't know.... Maybe if I'm really, really drunk.
     
  9. jhony5

    jhony5 Big Time BS'er

    I like being in pink. Being in pink feels soooo good.

    We've all had those occasions. The bar is closing. It's 2am. The quandary arises; Porn or the butterface (every things hot, but her face) who's sipping a Long Island Iced Tea at the end of the bar.

    Hmmmmmm..........
     
  10. Bender

    Bender New Member

    The kind of night where your standards are... "Well, I guess having 6 kids already ain't soooo bad..., long as none of em are mine".
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  11. atlantic

    atlantic Big Time BS

    I don't believe that.
     
  12. atlantic

    atlantic Big Time BS

    roflmao :d
     
  13. eddo

    eddo I don't like you.

    what does "dose" mean?
     
  14. *Chi*

    *Chi* Guest



    Main Entry: 1dose
    Pronunciation: \?d?s\
    Function: noun
    Etymology: Middle English, from Middle French, from Late Latin dosis, from Greek, literally, act of giving, from didonai to give more at date
    Date: 15th century
    1 a: the measured quantity of a therapeutic agent to be taken at one time b: the quantity of radiation administered or absorbed
    2: a portion of a substance added during a process
    3: an amount of something likened to a prescribed or measured quantity of medicine <a daily dose of hard work> <a dose of scandal>
    4: a gonorrheal infection :)p at this one, did not know that)
     
  15. atlantic

    atlantic Big Time BS

    It's an inside joke with Charlie, he has always used dose instead of does. You'd have to ask CB :D
     
  16. snafu

    snafu Big Time BS'er


    You guys quit pickin on me!

    Okay I'll work on my spelling but I'm not promising anything.
     

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