Fullauto explains ALL ! !

Only recently has the ?fluffis outis,? or ?lint gland,? as it?s more commonly known, been discovered?and by accident too (the surgeon had to go ?back in? looking for his watch). Your lint gland sits just below the surface of your bellybutton, shaped a little like an apple core.

So why do we have bellybutton lint? Well, it has numerous applications.
Evolutionists have always claimed, and still do, that the lint is all that now remains from our evolutionary time as a guinea pig. Some countries have known for centuries the high nutritional value of bellybutton lint. With its high concentrate of folate and chicken-like taste, they serve it as an exotic delicacy to those who can afford it (apparently it tastes great with soya sauce and honey). In some of the colder-climate countries, people make garments out of lint, which is proven to be up to 40 per cent warmer than sheep?s wool. Other civilizations have been known to use lint for housing, communication, recreation and transport.
So it seems that bellybutton lint really is nature?s own Swiss army knife.

 

Is the Oracle sick ? Does he know you're answering his questions?

 

The oracle is unreliable. He never answered my weird neighbor question....I just assumed he may leave you hanging

 

But it was a very good, well thought-out response. I really never knew, or understood, where navel lint came from. Now I know.

 

It makes great kindling for a fire starter too.

 

Thats true. I never did get the Roman stuffed hampster recipe, just some old cobblers about a cat..

 

I would check around your room for chloroform soaked rags, and listening devices!
that **** sounds sinister!

THE ORACLE HAS SPOKEN ! ! !

 

YES! ! !
The Oracle knows all!
He just had a good weekend!
too much beer and 20 year olds! ! !

BUT HE'S BACK ! ! !

 

So...update on my pervy neighbor. I cleaned up the yard this weekend. Raked leaves, trimmed perennials and cut the grass. So...Gacey pulls out his lawn chair and cigarettes and parks it to watch the show. After twenty minutes of his eyes glued to my ass, I asked if he was getting a good look. He said he was and continued to stay for the full 21/2 hours that i was outside. I guess I don't intimidate

Yes Eddo...I showed him my penis...he liked it, and apparently he likes humps and single, giant, weepy, lidless eyes

 

Did you have the bottle in your mouth?

 

I'm thinking that won't work either.

 

I still say you should let him see you cleaning your gun

 

I'm Canadian...I don't own a gun LOL. Should I sharpen a machete? Eh...it would prolly just turn him on ;P

 

Naked Yardwork Day is sure to attract attention...

 

Whenever I am driving anywhere....I have this hobby where I count the number of single shoes, boots, and other errant pieces of footwear on the side of the road. These occurrences are not rare. My question is...how does this happen? How are these shoes and boots winding up on the side of the road? Dissolving one legged hitchhikers? Enlighten me...

 

Must be a Canadian thing.

 

I can say that I've noticed over the years that the Sunday and Monday after the prom nights at the local high schools, I see several, lone ladies and mens shoes on the side of the roadways. Other than that, it's a rare occurance here.

 

Fullauto, why do I keep finding red buttons in my washing machine when I don't own a damn thing that is red, nor does my son.

 

Stoped to take a piss while driving through Canada and there on the side of the road was a pair of skivies. Now how do you lose those. Is there something going on in Canada we all ought to know?

 

Someone was probably coming back from the laundromat and had their clothes basket in the back of the pick-up.