The Ask Jhony Thread

Makes perfect sense.

Because bitches ain't sh*t but hoes 'n' tricks.

Charley cannot take action as the apple theft was merely an extortion attempt by Mikey because of the knowledge he has about what Charley does to his sister, Carla.

As an equally great philosopher said..... "Because".

Redheads are natures D students.

No, it isn't. This thread is the result of marijuana induced visions of grandeur.

Fullauto died. He was f*cked to death at his local city zoo by a genetically cloned red ape.

 

Hahahaha...

cept 15 grain = 1 gram
1 grain = 60 mg

1 gram = 1000 mg

15 grain at 60mg = 900 mg

The metric system is the way to go... screw pints and quarts and pounds..

 

Would you like to buy some home made pornography?

 

Jhony,
Why do all the mexicans work at KFC... and the blacks work at Taco Bell?

Sincerely,
BrotherMan

 

Neither one can read.

 

Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

 

Oh ok.


Jhony,
If you went camping with a bunch of guys and got drunk as heck and woke up the next morning with a bloody, sore 'tailpipe'... would you tell anybody? Wanna go camping?

Sincerely,
BrotherMan

 

Johny-

Ginger or MaryAnn?

 

oooh... good one!

 

Jhony,
If you were married, would it be ok to cheat on your wife if you knew that she could never find out? How about if it was for money? How about if she's cheated on you before?

Sincerely,
BrotherMan

 

What date will the falling satellite hit earth, and where?

 

Only if it involves midgets and farm animals...

 

Enki plagiarized Anne Landers.

 

Jhony,

What was David Lynch trying to say in Inland Empire?

 

Why does Princess Leia claim to have known her mother, to Luke, when she was young in, "Return Of The Jedi" when we later find out that her mother acually dies in child birth in "Revenge Of The Sith"?

 

Because if you park on a parkway you will be ticketed for obstructing traffic.

Nice Gallagher reference though.

I wouldn't tell anyone. As this would incriminate me in the multiple homicides that occurred at the same camp ground as I was raped in. "I don't know officer. They were all fine when I left".

Mary Ann. A smaller, petite girl next door look. As opposed to the mannish superficial big 'ol bitch look of Ginger.

No. Karma is a bitch. If she had cheated on you before, then yes, it is fine. You would only be doing your part to aid the reciprocal nature of Karma.

February 27th in the Pacific ocean.

He was trying to say "Look at the hallucinatory brilliance that I sh*t of my mind during my heroine binge".

In Return of the Jedi, Leia was referring to her adoptive mother Breha Organa.

 

Jhony, I'm confused. When the birds are doing the bees who's doing the honey?

 

Hey Jhony,

In the movie Twins, how did the eggs (in a feat of genetic impossibility) split so definitely?

How did Julius get all the good genes, and Vincent all the bad?

 

The bears.

Because it WAS a tumor after all.

*Obscure Kindergarten Cop reference.