Donald Trump announces that he is running...

...to Macy's to get a fabulous Donald Trump Tie and a set of cool Donald Trump Cufflinks to go with his spectacular Donald Trump Suit that he will wear on this week's episode of Donald Trump's Celebrity Apprentice. He will pay for it all with a Donald Trump Credit Card that he keeps in his Donald Trump Wallet.

In related news, he announced that you should too.

 

I wish he had hung in a little longer- there was talk of a hair makeover in the near future.

 

He covered that - so to speak - in the Rolling Stone interview too...

"OK, what I do is, wash it with Head and Shoulders. I don't dry it, though. I let it dry by itself. It takes about an hour. "

"Do I comb it forward? No, I don't comb it forward." He pushes the leading edge of the flying wing of his hair back, to show where the hairline is. "I actually don't have a bad hairline. When you think about it, it's not bad. I mean, I get a lot of credit for comb-overs. But it's not really a comb-over. It's sort of a little bit forward and back. I've combed it the same way for years. Same thing, every time."

 

It's good to see where he is on the whole "comb-over" issue... he should make that the base of his platform... (laughs)

 

Do you even know how lame you are?

 

Let me guess, craig is taking offense to us making fun of Trump's hair?

 

Pathetic attempt. Just two weeks ago you wouldve voted for the guy and now he's a chump with bad hair. You lying dirtbag.

 

Craig,

Why are you so mad a David lately?