I know at least 1 gay redeck at my work. He even kills Bambis. That is something to keep you up at night. I also know a conspiracy theory redneck too. He's straight, though, so that's some comfort for ya.
Well, if he isn't straight, he has a pretty expensive cover story with an ex-wife, 2 kids and a current wife.
You know what? You are right. He might actually be gay. I have never showered with him so he has not passed the pecker peeker test as far as I am concerned and that is the only test that matters.
Rednecks blasting something living and breathing on it's own for personal pleasure? Nothing typical stereotype can't explain routinely. Lemme guess. He drives a big blue, mud splattered pickup truck with a confederate flag in the rear window and a pair of those silver balls swinging from the heavy duty trailor hitch, and has a "I'd rather be fishin'" bumper sticker, complete with fishing rod holders permanently mounted to the ass end of it, and a missing tailgate?
That's a Good Ol' Boy! Would you rather have him as a neighbor or one of those "elite" types who drives his BMW, can't get his fingernails dirty, has his hair slicked back, wearing a bluetooth headset on his ear and if you park too close to him (or even talk to him) he'll sue you?
tom's attitude clearly demonstrates the left's hypocrisy. On the one hand, they claim to be advocates for these people while all the while they make fun of them & clearly show their disdain for these hardworking rural people.
Neither, but I do think those two should live next door to each other. One can cook freshly blasted possums on the grill and camoflauge his pickup truck while writing love letters to his cousin, and the other can sit in his hot tub and fart while admiring his portfolio, listening to Rush. Both can watch Fox together, drink moonshine and imported champagne. They should be very happy together.
