Nancy Pelosi is giving up her gavel

Whose ideals are we using these days? What exactly are American ideals? Please tell me, I could use a good cry.

 

Whatever "American ideals" that Boehner believes in. They may be different than yours....

 

You and Rush have the same housekeeper, don't ya?

 

Wow, I wish! But in this economy I can't afford a housekeeper. I was "hoping" for "change" and a "fundamental transformation", but so far I'm still having to do all my own housework. Golly gee whiz! Maybe Obama will send me some money from his stash and I can afford one.

 

Well...after the newly installed house gets busy, you'll be able to afford one soon, I'm sure.

 

Hallelujah! I thought you might come to your senses and realize that happy days are here again and prosperity is just around the corner. It will be nice to get out of this long, dark tunnel we're in. I'll probably keep doing my own housework though because I don't like spending money foolishly.

 

Well it's certainly great to hear that you don't support the Republican party.

 

Since Obama bought GM, I'm still waiting for my new car. I don't want anything fancy, maybe just a Cobalt... make it red.

 

Trade some of your prized coins for one! That, or just incorporate yourself and simply take it from somebody else.

 

Oh, if I only had any prized coins left, my friend. I held on to them as long as I possibly could thinking that the Recession of 2008 would turn around soon. But, I waited... and waited... and waited... and waited... and waited until finally with gas prices going up and food prices not far behind I had to sell them. It was either that that or join the ranks of the unemployed that we were assured would "go down". But, I'm still waiting... and waiting... and waiting... for that, too.

Maybe some of the socialists on this forum will pitch in and buy me a new car. Hey, I really need one! Come on folks!

 

Surely one of your wealthy fellow elitists would help you sponsor a website or something to generate cash?

 

Oh, once again, if that were only true. **Sigh**. Being neither wealthy nor elitist myself I've never attracted those types of friends. I do have a lot of hard working independent friends though, but they too are having a tough time struggling through this economy and I'd never have the audacity to ask anything from them. That's OK, don't worry about me, Tom. I'll make it on my own.

 

I know you will buddy...I know you will. I was just trying to help. Very democratic of me I know. Sorry, I didn't mean to impose.

 

No problem, but thanks for trying.. If I need any help I'll be the first to ask for it.

 

No handouts now! No loans, no nothing. Ok? Anything else would be a drain on corporate America's elite, er, I mean society. Pull yourself up by your bootstraps now.
Work 5 jobs at minimum wage and smile ok? You'll get there (and if not, well, incorporate).

 

Oh, it's so good to hear that you still believe in the American entrepreneurial spirit. Gosh, these days I thought that spirit was dying. You've given me new hope!

 

Yeah man...I know the drill.

 

But you said American ideals. Not ''his'' American ideals. Does his include 'round the clock tanning beds for every citizen?

 

Doubtful since the Obama administration raised fees on tanning salons.

 

That why Boehner is so angry, then emotional? He's mad cause his tanning prices have risen? Wow, and all this time I figured it was just the oil that was getting in his eyes. I stand corrected.