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Sand.....David.....sand....David....hmmmmmm........sand?

 

Throw some money at them and give 'em a pass to Club Elite. It's the corporate way and it usually works.

 

Toe, can you answer? Huh? C'mon, tell us.

That's what I thought.

 

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....911 was an inside job.....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

 

Is that how you got that bully organization to leave you alone? Too bad I am just a poor working stiff and can't afford to get them and their black helicopters to leave me alone.

 

Nah...I just changed party affiliation and sent them a letter praising the RNC, and told them George Bush was the smartest President ever. Then Sean Hannity sent me a box of donuts. All is well.

 

Darn. I can't do that either. I am sure that bully organization already knows I donated to a different party. They know everything. Even what I post on a forum with about haf a dozen members! No donuts for me, I guess.

I hope they don;t read this but I have gotten used to their black helicopters and wiretaps but I wish they would get their mutated squirrels to stop talking to me. Even a tin foil hat won't keep their brainwaves out.

Damn those super secret bully organizations and their super squirrels!

 

I doubt it's men in black helicopters chasing Toe around...more likely men in white coats!

His claim of some outside entity coming down on him regarding his 9/11 rants is nothing more than a desperate cry for help & attention, which is fairly common among delusional, paranoid types. Oh yeah, Toe claims to be a Libertarian too!

 

You are hilarious Spooky. No seriously...you are. No more meds for you!

 

Why do you call him Spooky again. Does that mean something in clownspeak?

 

Cause you wanted me to call you Sparky and got mad when I called him Sparky. Had to give 'em his own name. Remember? Drink up!

 

Are you sure that is how it happened? Maybe you were calling us both Sparky and it was getting confusing. I still don't understand why you came up with Spooky. Is that supposed to be racial?

Funny thing is that I have had the nickname Sparky since 1998. I was working as a shift manager in an aluminum master alloys plant and the dust collection system caught on fire. The fire spread to become a large industrial fire and the other managers quickly dubbed me Sparky because of the incident. I actually had it written on the back of my hard hat. I have told this story before, but repeated it, just in case you didn't remember.

 

Racism? No Sparky. That's your party's line of work.
You knew the answer, so why ask? Oh that' s right...you're trying to trap me to highlight your brilliance. I forgot.

 

"Trapping" you isn't a sign of brilliance, I can assure you. It's childs play. The sure sign you have no idea what to say or how to defend an idiotic statement you've made is when you either go off on a tangent or demonstrate your incredible dodging skills. Now I'll sit back & let you prove me right.

 

It only highlights my brilliance in a relative way. An easy feat when compared to your stupidity. Have you ever seen the movie Idiocracy? Or were you in it?

 

An ode to Lehigh...

Look deep.....deep into your shot glass. Stare, drink and refill. Now repeat.
"I raise". Refill, drink. (note to self..."Self: Remind self of brilliance") Repeat.
Wake up lonely, hungover, and angry. Repeat.

 

The sad part is that was by far your best post on this forum.