We used to have a subforum called a sin bin on an early site yonks ago , deal was you got put there to rant about whatever for misbehavior , post outside of it and they got banned. Typical sentence was like 30 days in the sin bin , post all you like in there , other members can "visit" and leave replys if they wish. Worked pretty well.
Sin bins are interesting , kinda like vouyrism.....we can watch our subject crack up , mildly entertaining , a lot of times banned peeps dont come back , they might be cool peeps , banned in the heat of the moment.
Okay, please abide to the desires of the OP and his alter ego friend and consign them to the dust bin of inanity. They canna even be as civil as toddlers, they are not fair game for our fine venue. Please bring Aidan Work back. He is crazy as a bed bug, but at least he is not childish.