Biden Prioritizes Federal Plastic Utensil Ban Instead Of Preparing For Looming War And Economic Collapse This headline showed up on my news ticker today.... I just don't have words. But for me this truly sums up the democrat party of 2024.
You think you are sooooo smart. You are not. The Plastic Utensil Combat Method has been practiced ever since College Grads were urged to go into the fledgling Plastics Injury Industry. The Military saw the benefit of the new Plastic Martial Arts Defense System, and even College Freshman caught on and turned it into a required Cafeteria Food Fight Contest between Fraternities. The Refuse Companies have since realized the secondary market opportunity, and recycle these useful plastic utility weapons and sell them overseas, effectively becoming the largest Arms Dealers in the world particularly in Middle East countries that have vowed to destroy Israel and the U.S. Military. Our government has struggled with this illegal Arms sales for sometime. Phase 1 was supplying our Military with plastic weapon detectors that have the ability to destroy the plastic weapons on contact. This plastics destroyer technology was used successfully in history by Dragons and various world wide conflicts with modern improvements...the most accurate being the Flame Thrower. This led to the JFK Warfare Center developing, in concert with DARPA, the G.I. enhanced flame extension Lighter, that burns the hell out of the plastics weapons user and melts the weapon on contact. Phase II is passing legislation that will shut down civilian illegal sales and possession of war utensils. This has led to a serious environmental crisis, because the Refuse Companies, in order to avoid legal action, have been dumping the plastic utensils in to the Oceans of the world, and even resorting to selling the utensils to plastics recyclers that melt it down and sell it to China, who then turn it into counterfeit Barbie and G.I. Joe and Marvel Universe toys, and sell them all over the world. This has escalated to 400% Tariffs against Chinese produced toys, which was laughable, because all the Chinese did was raise the toy price 600%, because they know we don't make our own toys anymore because our factories can't compete because of the exorbitant costs caused by overwhelming federal regulations and taxation against U.S. Businesses, and....because the Chinese know that the parents of kids in the U.S. will pay anything to shut their kids up when the kid wants a new toy. I know stuff, so just back off your fake news. Truth in editing: added the word "Industry", otherwise the whole damn sarcastic humor attempt thing would fail.
That is a very AFFABLE comment. Thank you. (see what I did there? Affable/Walz? The media "new" word description for this fellow ...nobody told them that "affable" gets you killed on the Battlefield... Jesus, even Wyatt Earp knew that, when he had to chastise Bat Masterson for being affable with criminals).
Still fighting Joe? I look forward to what you do after Nov 6. Heck, might even get real on Sept. 18 ... stay toooned
