The dark side of the US

Instead of hauling your fat ass around in a 4 wheel drive Ford F-350 or hummer drive something that doesn't use as much fuel.

Stop your complaining about the price of gas and stop wasting it.The rest of the world has to pay for it so why not you.

Better yet, buy a bicycle.

 

Clowns like bicycles. Another addition to the circus I see!

 

Cut him some slack. He is probably just cranky because his moose just left him for another man.

 

Get Used to It

Oil rich Canada produces and ships most it's oil to the U.S. and yet we pay more for gas than you do.It's a part of life so get used to it.

If you Americans weren't so pre-occupied with watching Jersey Shore and your other goofy reality shows, you would have a better outlook on the rest of the world, although I doubt it.

 

So are you blaming us for your tax structure? Believe me, you pay the same thing we do for crude.

 

And if y'all werent so pre-occupied with our pre-occupations you might emerge from our shadow and become a real nation. Altough I doubt it. (I thought I'd give him some of the same pretzel logic he just espoused.).

 

They need the Hummers to get to the casinos. F the rest of the world. That's just capitalism.

 

No one drives a pick up in Canada? Wow. Who the heck do you guys call on moving day? Oh yeah, thats right. You rent a bike with that dumb-ass baby trialer thing on it.

 

No we don't



Not much better on gas mileage, but I live only 3 miles from work. No complaints from me.

 

Hey. Mine is charcoal. The 530 is blue though

 

I remember row houses. Reminds me of why I moved away from the overpopulated dorm rooms and the ignoramuses that occupied them. Nice bling too.

 

What are you talking about?

 

I think he is saying that he dropped out of school because there were too many people there.

 

I think he meant that he moved out of the city/suburbs to live in the country with Republicans because Democrats tend to live in clusters.

 

I didn't realize the republican infestation was so rampant until after I moved here and saw all the special buses, Bush bumper stickers and balz hangin' off the comparable infestation of pickup trucks.

 

If it isn't a suburb or big city, the odds of it being Republican greatly increase. Democrats tend to bunch up.

 

Hey! Stop ripping on Canada. For many Americans, Canada is plan B just in case Sarah Palin is actually ever elected. 90% of the Canadian population lives along the US border. Don't tell me that they couldn't invade at a moment's notice if they wanted to. Now back off you NASCAR watchin' hillbillies or we Canadians Oops! will put a puck up your backsides.

 

It was plan B when Bush was elected also. Too bad so few people follow through on things these days.

And the real reason all the Canadians live along the border?...The Moose tell them too.

 

Republicans spread out and dissipate...like fertilizer. I get it. That helps explain all the pickup trucks needed. Thanks!

 

Republicans spread out so the HAARP mind control waves can't get them. Democrats cluster because HAARP tells them too.