MONICA LEWINSKY: The Perfect Democrat Prez Candidate in 2016!

Forget Hillary Clinton, she's too old and brain-damaged.

Joe Biden. Seriously?

Who else do the Dems have??? Let's see.... uhhmmm, no one really.

Except for MONICA LEWINSKY! Yes, Monica Lewinsky!

Think about it:

1. She's female. The Dems love to run "minorities" just to get their vote.

2. She's got name recognition. Everyone knows who Monica Lewinsky is (was).

3. She's got the whole "Clinton"-thing connection going for her.

4. She's been in the White House nearly as much as Hillary.

5. The only scandal she had was a sex scandal. She never, for instance, killed anyone or shredded papers to cover up illegal wrongdoing.

6. The girl knows how to dress. Berets and blue dresses will soon be the fashion statements of the year.

7. She's tanned, rested and ready. It's comeback time for Monica (no pun intended).

Alright, Dems! What do you say? Are you with me on this?

 

You're quite the comedian, aren't you? That's OK, you have your fun. Meanwhile, make sure you get behind the Republican candidate and push hard. That is, when they finally get one that looks like he ('cause Palin and Bachmann ain't presidential material, despite the fond fantasies of the nitwit contingent) has a snowball's chance in hell.

 

He's trying to avoid the obvious question of who will the republicans run. Thats the real brain stumper, literally and figuratively.

 

(shrugs)...Applications for an internship at the White House would skyrocket.

 

He never supports anyone until they are the last white man standing. He has no courage nor can his ego afford to ever be challenged with a courageous decision. Only after there is but one white guy left in the ring can he throw his unwavering support behind that guy as if he supported him from day-one. Such courage. Go ahead and ask him who he supports of the top few contenders and he'll bob and weave and dodge but never answer the question.

 

No one is running yet. How can a person support someone who isn't even running? I don't expect you to support Hillary since she hasn't even announced her intention to run. But, I guarantee if she does run, you'll support her as if you supported her all along. Same goes for Biden. Or any other moron the Dems pick.

So, you don't like the idea of Monica running?

 

She'd be a better candidate than Palin. Then again, a rock would be a better choice than Palin. A very dumb rock.

 

Then why post Monica Lewinsky? Idiot!

 

Your only prayer of installing one of your puppets for big business is your efforts to suppress voter turn out. Nice plan.

 

So you are admitting that the cemeteries vote Democratic. Is that how the Democrats win the cities?

 

Funny considering most of the states with the highest voter fraud are won by Republicans. So, maybe you could answer your own question.
http://www.slate.com/articles/news_...ere_is_in_the_united_states_almost_none_.html

 

You stupid asswipe. It's not as if she's running, I'm just asking what you think about her running. If you don't have an opinion then silence might be your best bet. Just sayin'.

 

To be fair, you were trolling with stinky bait, OKC. So maybe if you can't handle the responses you should think before you post more tripe.

 

Stinky bait? Perhaps. But, what other bait do the Dems have? Biden? The guy doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground. Hillary? Too old, too brain-damaged and too much baggage. Diane Feinstein? Chuck Schumer? Barbara Boxer? Al Sharpton? Jesse Jackson? Maxine Waters? Nancy Pelosi? John Kerry?

Monica has a lot more going for her than any of these sacks of crap.

 

I don't believe he can start thinking at this point. The troll just hates when others troll back. Too damn bad!

 

I did not realize Romney won Wi, CT, WA, OR, VA, and NH yet those are the majority of the 10 worst. And I have no idea how they missed Chicago. Their cemetery residents have been know to vote twice.

 

So....is she running or not? And where do I put in an application?

 

She hasn't announced yet. Probably working on an exploratory committee.

 

What an extraordinarily (not) interesting statement.

The thread title could be wrong too.

How about this?

MONICA LEWINSKY: The Perfect Republican Prez Candidate in 2016!


Assuming Hillary Clinton runs for President and Lynne Cheney is onto something.

http://onpolitics.usatoday.com/2014/05/07/monica-lewinsky-lynne-cheney-hillary-clinton/

"“I really wonder if this isn’t an effort on the Clintons’ part to get that story out of the way,” Cheney, wife of former Vice President Dick Cheney, said during a Tuesday night interview on Fox News."

I just did (think about it) and it really makes more sense for her to seek the position of President as a Republican.

She could run on a "two females" ticket.

Look at the choices she mihgt have!

Any Cheney, Sarah Palin, Michelle Bachman, Condi Rice...

 

What do the Republicans have? Its grim everywhere, not just where your bullseye is.

De-fog those bifocals and re-read the numbers of the highest states. Not the most, as they are about even. But the red states seem to fare better number-wise. Chicago is not a state, last I checked.