Your problem is that you "assume" so much. You judge too much. You come off more creepy than the old man in IQ's story. Yuck! It seems all you have anymore is name calling. That really isn't going to reflect badly on anyone but you.
Well, at least now Takiji knows why god hates Oklahoma. How was that for putting the thread back on track?
You sure it's not the glug glug and the (makes whistling sound followed by honking and a crow call)? Those things usually lead to massive amounts of stupidity.
I feel as if I'm beating up a newborn. I normally wouldn't dream of it, but I'm fine with this one though, this baby bad, very very bad. (picks up bowling ball) All right, where is the little bastard. I know, I know, it's overkill, but ...(shrugs)....eh, I want to test a theory I have about gravity. Ahhh, there he is. (tests theory) Yep, gravity doesn't give a chit about stupid. Um...where'd I put that mop?
Oklahoma is getting hammered this year, and many people have lost their lives. The idea that god hates them because of gay people is ridiculous, and that claim is what we are poking fun at. I'm all for fun and games, and that entertainment does have it's place here in this thread, but we haven't forgotten that this is a tragedy. We poke fun at idiots, but we also mourn our dead. On that note, for all those who have suffered from these recent outbreaks, for all those who have died, for the survivors, the families, in Oklahoma and elsewhere around the World, we too mourn what has been lost. Now then, I hear gays created rainbows. I thought leprechauns or fairies or something like that did it. Ohhhhh snap! It was Obama!!! The bastard!!!....Wait, what's wrong with rainbows again?
I don't know, did you visit Oklahoma and leave it unattended at some point? If so, then I guess it could have been a coin-cidence. I mean, everyone gets hungry right? (self-deprecatingly) Booooooooooooo! That joke ssssssuuuuuucked! Why did you even write it? I mean c'mon!
I don't, it had "coin" in it lol I was going to write a joke about a gay computer, as a follow-up to that, for redemption, but I made it too complicated and erased it. I'll try again, but later. Awww, to hell with it: "I bought a Mac, but I had trouble figuring out how to turn it off. My wife suggested putting my clothes back on, and it's been working fine ever since." Yep, I just needed to make it simple for it to work. The first time I wrote it I had a salesman and his wife involved, and it got wayyy too muddied lol
All kidding aside folks the day the massive tornado struck I was at work. When I got home I was going to send CoinOKC a PM to see if he was OK. I noticed he'd been posting so that answered my question. As much petty BS that goes on here I sincerely doubt any of us here would wish harm on any other member or their families. I would surmise that nobody here subscribes to the theory that the tornado was caused by God for wrath at gays. If so there must be more than one gay person in Oklahoma as they continue to get hammered. As for disaster relief it should be given IMO just as those on the east coast should have been given relief for Hurricane Sandy When I look at the devastation it's a no brainer. Yes, I know the funds need to be in place but in the meantime what does one do when they suddenly lose everything? Insured or not it does not just reappear. Just last summer my wife and I narrowly averted a disaster. It would have been to us anyway. We went on vacation and were going to put her van where I usually park (we have no garage). We ended up not doing so as it turned out and good thing. While away a storm rolled through and left two large branches where I usually park. Would have crushed her van. We only carry liablity which is our choice. It would have set us back a lot more than the price of the chainsaw I bought. Not a disaster but had I come home and my entiere block was leveled it's a different story. Then you need help. I'm getting off topic here though so let me toss this one out. If gays caused the wrath of God why didn't He just target them with "baby twisters"?
I am glad to see someone here has the sense God gave his Billy goats. BTW, did you happen to write him this time? If you had, you would have received a slightly different answer.