Mr Moen/Joe (disgrace to his ) Nations approved of this !!! But denounces.......

Pull!!! ...(shotgun blast)...

...hmmm, you know, I've been giving this here new sport some thought...

Pull!!! ...(a second blast from shotgun soon follows)...

...(sighs)...You see, it's not the moral implications of the sport that is the problem...here anyway...

Pull!!! ...(shotgun blast)...

...it's that, this isn't really as fun as say, shooting a coin tossed in the air, or something like that...

Pull!!!...(shotgun blast)...

Damn it! (to woman manning the trap) Look, I've got one shell left, so this is it, do or die. OK?...Ready?....

Pull!!!...(shotgun blast) ...Damn! I'm out... (sighs) ...I can't even see the little bastards. It's like trying to shoot a bb out of the air. Did I hit it? Who knows.

Yeah, screw this sport. Someone toss a coin.

 

Fine. Although this thread deserves to be aborted, I have an admission... (walks to trap, places a handful of the little buggers there, and another handful of the little buggers in his mouth, chewing slowly as he reloads)...these are baby m&ms.

Pull!!! ...(shotgun blast echoes)

Yeah, pretty sure I got a few that time. You gotta use a bunch though if you wanna score a hit.

Jelly beans are easier, but I prefer to use those on the joggers, bikers, and cross-country skiers that use our roads. I mean really, a 55 mph speed limit and you (and dozens and dozens of others) force everyone to slow down/stop so you can enjoy the scenery? We have tons and tons of trails every-damn-where up here, but you insist on using two-lane back-country county roads with deep ditches on both sides? Don't you care about the accidents you are causing? Don't you care about your lives? Even after one of you idiots got hit by a car? Oy!!!

OK, well, that's why I have a sling-shot.

They can use the sugary burst of energy...to run as I reload.

 

Isn't this just lovely?

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