Verbal masturbation.. wez style..

I graduated high school with a solid 1.8...

Body can't handle all that fun anymore..

 

79 today.. shoulda been better. I am a dumbass..

 

82 today... Not bad for it raining and being humid as hell.

 

90 today.. I suck so bad I'm contemplating suicide..

 

Don't fret! I'm sure you'll be back on your knees in no time!

 

Gonna give it whirl Sunday..

 

That's funny, because "give it a fukken whirl" is a regular quote amongst the guys that work in my shop.

 

Wez why are you playing golf?

I 'played golf' once - with my sister in Fiji. We spent most of the time taking turns driving the buggy around (and around). We don't even know what our scores were.

 

Anna! How are ya?


I just play for fun.. love it. I got a membership at the local course in town here so I can play unlimited golf..

 

Hey Wez! I'm good thanks, how have you been?

I suppose golf can be fun if you play it Happy Gilmore style. Just don't turn into Shooter McGavin

 

I'm great.. enjoying summer til school starts back up in a month..

Golf is a blast. Love to get out in the Sun and smack that little ball around.. Me and a buddy are pretty close for scoring.. he hits the ball a mile but I make up for it around the greens.. Fun to play for bragging rights. We're usually only a stroke or two apart on either side. Win some, lose some..

 

84 in the rain this morn.. Bahhhh...

Buddy shot a nice 76 though...

 

Hey wez...

Twins beat White Sox in game marred by fan unrest - MLB - Yahoo! Sports

I thought you Minnesotans were liberal passifists?

 

Those were Cubs fans...

 

Not when it comes to hockey.

 

Yay Hockey!

 

Yep, we don't f*ck around when it comes to hockey..

 

Hockey, to me, is one notch above soccer.

 

Get a rope..