I got back just before midnite last night from a weekend of camping. We had adventures. Exploding rocks, entrapment, fiery boots, melted pants, mud slides, spear throwing and more. I can now be called "Hot Pants" cuz I was smokin' h0t. Literally. Yes, Mimus....I am aware it was 22 above zero Friday nite. Painfully aware. ....and it was more like 12-17 above zero cuz we were on the low down. What have I been missing here?
On Sun, 17 Feb 2008 11:23:34 -0500, Sharon B wrote: > I got back just before midnite last night from a weekend of camping. > We had adventures. Exploding rocks, entrapment, fiery boots, melted > pants, mud slides, spear throwing and more. > > I can now be called "Hot Pants" cuz I was smokin' h0t. Literally. > > Yes, Mimus....I am aware it was 22 above zero Friday nite. Painfully > aware. > > ...and it was more like 12-17 above zero cuz we were on the low down. > > What have I been missing here? Nuthin'. Exploding rocks? -- tinmimus99@hotmail.com smeeter 11 or maybe 12 mp 10 mhm 29x13 You want a job and a lizard to ride? < _The Einstein Intersection_
On Feb 17, 1:33 pm, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote: > On Sun, 17 Feb 2008 11:23:34 -0500, Sharon B wrote: > > I got back just before midnite last night from a weekend of camping. > > We had adventures. Exploding rocks, entrapment, fiery boots, melted > > pants, mud slides, spear throwing and more. > > > I can now be called "Hot Pants" cuz I was smokin' h0t. Literally. > > > Yes, Mimus....I am aware it was 22 above zero Friday nite. Painfully > > aware. > > > ...and it was more like 12-17 above zero cuz we were on the low down. > > > What have I been missing here? > > Nuthin'. > > Exploding rocks? > I, too, have an exploding rock story from camping. And scars. Of course, the whole thing started with, "Whatever you do, don't throw that rock in the fire..." -- Slipped Moebius mhm28x9
mimus wrote: > On Sun, 17 Feb 2008 11:23:34 -0500, Sharon B wrote: > >>I got back just before midnite last night from a weekend of camping. >>We had adventures. Exploding rocks, entrapment, fiery boots, melted >>pants, mud slides, spear throwing and more. >> >>I can now be called "Hot Pants" cuz I was smokin' h0t. Literally. >> >>Yes, Mimus....I am aware it was 22 above zero Friday nite. Painfully >>aware. >> >>...and it was more like 12-17 above zero cuz we were on the low down. >> >>What have I been missing here? > > Nuthin'. > > Exploding rocks? > Hydrated rocks. Nice smooth, clean, beautiful hydrated rocks from out the creek or off the beach. Explosive dehydration. -- nuts
On Sun, 17 Feb 2008 16:33:50 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in <O4GdnZCLyby8NSXanZ2dnUVZ_vTinZ2d@giganews.com>: >On Sun, 17 Feb 2008 11:23:34 -0500, Sharon B wrote: > >> I got back just before midnite last night from a weekend of camping. >> We had adventures. Exploding rocks, entrapment, fiery boots, melted >> pants, mud slides, spear throwing and more. >> >> I can now be called "Hot Pants" cuz I was smokin' h0t. Literally. >> >> Yes, Mimus....I am aware it was 22 above zero Friday nite. Painfully >> aware. >> >> ...and it was more like 12-17 above zero cuz we were on the low down. >> >> What have I been missing here? > >Nuthin'. Y'all need some adventures. >Exploding rocks? I know! Who'd a thunk it?
On Sun, 17 Feb 2008 20:53:47 -0500, in the land of alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Sharon B <sharon@lart.com> got double secret probation for writing: >On Sun, 17 Feb 2008 16:33:50 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> >wrote in <O4GdnZCLyby8NSXanZ2dnUVZ_vTinZ2d@giganews.com>: > >>On Sun, 17 Feb 2008 11:23:34 -0500, Sharon B wrote: >> >>> I got back just before midnite last night from a weekend of camping. >>> We had adventures. Exploding rocks, entrapment, fiery boots, melted >>> pants, mud slides, spear throwing and more. >>> >>> I can now be called "Hot Pants" cuz I was smokin' h0t. Literally. >>> >>> Yes, Mimus....I am aware it was 22 above zero Friday nite. Painfully >>> aware. >>> >>> ...and it was more like 12-17 above zero cuz we were on the low down. >>> >>> What have I been missing here? >> >>Nuthin'. > >Y'all need some adventures. > >>Exploding rocks? > >I know! Who'd a thunk it? Well saturated and cold, toss on hot bed of coals, KER-WHACK!!!! Those were the days... -- Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2
On Sun, 17 Feb 2008 17:26:58 -0500, mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> wrote in <fpacch$80r$1@aioe.org>: >mimus wrote: >> On Sun, 17 Feb 2008 11:23:34 -0500, Sharon B wrote: >> >>>I got back just before midnite last night from a weekend of camping. >>>We had adventures. Exploding rocks, entrapment, fiery boots, melted >>>pants, mud slides, spear throwing and more. >>> >>>I can now be called "Hot Pants" cuz I was smokin' h0t. Literally. >>> >>>Yes, Mimus....I am aware it was 22 above zero Friday nite. Painfully >>>aware. >>> >>>...and it was more like 12-17 above zero cuz we were on the low down. >>> >>>What have I been missing here? >> >> Nuthin'. >> >> Exploding rocks? >> >Hydrated rocks. Nice smooth, clean, beautiful hydrated rocks from out >the creek or off the beach. Well, shale....but, yeah, prolly from out of the creek. DEFINITELY water logged; that campsite is on a flood plain and swamps out every rain. With Saturday's thaw it turned into a sucking-mud bog that slurped your boots right off your feet. >Explosive dehydration. Like an empty spray paint can going off, I swear. Three of us adults took sticks and tried to drag the rocks out after about the 5th or 6th explosion, then we abandoned the fire ring and drug out our metal firepit.
On Sun, 17 Feb 2008 13:54:35 -0800 (PST), Slipped Moebius <erroneouscorrection@yahoo.com> wrote in <04f0c867-89bd-428d-b6d8-88dfaa1125dc@p25g2000hsf.googlegroups.com>: >On Feb 17, 1:33 pm, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote: >> On Sun, 17 Feb 2008 11:23:34 -0500, Sharon B wrote: >> > I got back just before midnite last night from a weekend of camping. >> > We had adventures. Exploding rocks, entrapment, fiery boots, melted >> > pants, mud slides, spear throwing and more. >> >> > I can now be called "Hot Pants" cuz I was smokin' h0t. Literally. >> >> > Yes, Mimus....I am aware it was 22 above zero Friday nite. Painfully >> > aware. >> >> > ...and it was more like 12-17 above zero cuz we were on the low down. >> >> > What have I been missing here? >> >> Nuthin'. >> >> Exploding rocks? >> >I, too, have an exploding rock story from camping. > >And scars. <grabs popcorn> >Of course, the whole thing started with, "Whatever you do, don't throw >that rock in the fire..." You ~know~ the first thing I did after the first explosion was yell at the kid who looked guilty. He was innocent. This time.
On Sun, 17 Feb 2008 21:19:28 -0500, Sharon B <sharon@lart.com> wrote: >On Sun, 17 Feb 2008 17:26:58 -0500, mixed nuts ><melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> wrote in <fpacch$80r$1@aioe.org>: > >>mimus wrote: >>> On Sun, 17 Feb 2008 11:23:34 -0500, Sharon B wrote: >>> >>>>I got back just before midnite last night from a weekend of camping. >>>>We had adventures. Exploding rocks, entrapment, fiery boots, melted >>>>pants, mud slides, spear throwing and more. >>>> >>>>I can now be called "Hot Pants" cuz I was smokin' h0t. Literally. >>>> >>>>Yes, Mimus....I am aware it was 22 above zero Friday nite. Painfully >>>>aware. >>>> >>>>...and it was more like 12-17 above zero cuz we were on the low down. >>>> >>>>What have I been missing here? >>> >>> Nuthin'. >>> >>> Exploding rocks? >>> >>Hydrated rocks. Nice smooth, clean, beautiful hydrated rocks from out >>the creek or off the beach. > >Well, shale....but, yeah, prolly from out of the creek. DEFINITELY >water logged; that campsite is on a flood plain and swamps out every >rain. With Saturday's thaw it turned into a sucking-mud bog that >slurped your boots right off your feet. > >>Explosive dehydration. > >Like an empty spray paint can going off, I swear. Three of us adults >took sticks and tried to drag the rocks out after about the 5th or 6th >explosion, then we abandoned the fire ring and drug out our metal >firepit. chickens -- dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj <This space for rent.>
On Sun, 17 Feb 2008 21:19:49 -0500, Sharon B <sharon@lart.com> wrote: >On Sun, 17 Feb 2008 13:54:35 -0800 (PST), Slipped Moebius ><erroneouscorrection@yahoo.com> wrote in ><04f0c867-89bd-428d-b6d8-88dfaa1125dc@p25g2000hsf.googlegroups.com>: > >>On Feb 17, 1:33 pm, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote: >>> On Sun, 17 Feb 2008 11:23:34 -0500, Sharon B wrote: >>> > I got back just before midnite last night from a weekend of camping. >>> > We had adventures. Exploding rocks, entrapment, fiery boots, melted >>> > pants, mud slides, spear throwing and more. >>> >>> > I can now be called "Hot Pants" cuz I was smokin' h0t. Literally. >>> >>> > Yes, Mimus....I am aware it was 22 above zero Friday nite. Painfully >>> > aware. >>> >>> > ...and it was more like 12-17 above zero cuz we were on the low down. >>> >>> > What have I been missing here? >>> >>> Nuthin'. >>> >>> Exploding rocks? >>> >>I, too, have an exploding rock story from camping. >> >>And scars. > ><grabs popcorn> > >>Of course, the whole thing started with, "Whatever you do, don't throw >>that rock in the fire..." > >You ~know~ the first thing I did after the first explosion was yell at >the kid who looked guilty. > >He was innocent. This time. not ADD boi? wow. we LOVE to see things explode. -- dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj <This space for rent.>
On Sun, 17 Feb 2008 21:53:33 -0500, in the land of alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> got double secret probation for writing: >On Sun, 17 Feb 2008 21:19:49 -0500, Sharon B <sharon@lart.com> wrote: > >>On Sun, 17 Feb 2008 13:54:35 -0800 (PST), Slipped Moebius >><erroneouscorrection@yahoo.com> wrote in >><04f0c867-89bd-428d-b6d8-88dfaa1125dc@p25g2000hsf.googlegroups.com>: >> >>>On Feb 17, 1:33 pm, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote: >>>> On Sun, 17 Feb 2008 11:23:34 -0500, Sharon B wrote: >>>> > I got back just before midnite last night from a weekend of camping. >>>> > We had adventures. Exploding rocks, entrapment, fiery boots, melted >>>> > pants, mud slides, spear throwing and more. >>>> >>>> > I can now be called "Hot Pants" cuz I was smokin' h0t. Literally. >>>> >>>> > Yes, Mimus....I am aware it was 22 above zero Friday nite. Painfully >>>> > aware. >>>> >>>> > ...and it was more like 12-17 above zero cuz we were on the low down. >>>> >>>> > What have I been missing here? >>>> >>>> Nuthin'. >>>> >>>> Exploding rocks? >>>> >>>I, too, have an exploding rock story from camping. >>> >>>And scars. >> >><grabs popcorn> >> >>>Of course, the whole thing started with, "Whatever you do, don't throw >>>that rock in the fire..." >> >>You ~know~ the first thing I did after the first explosion was yell at >>the kid who looked guilty. >> >>He was innocent. This time. > >not ADD boi? wow. > >we LOVE to see things explode. <preen> As I always explained to a friend The perfect job is one where you get to work feeling down and your partner notices and says "Let's blow something up" -- Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2
On Sun, 17 Feb 2008 21:53:33 -0500, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in <aoshr3pi18hea7ov2qofqm407spd03drsr@4ax.com>: >On Sun, 17 Feb 2008 21:19:49 -0500, Sharon B <sharon@lart.com> wrote: > >>On Sun, 17 Feb 2008 13:54:35 -0800 (PST), Slipped Moebius >><erroneouscorrection@yahoo.com> wrote in >><04f0c867-89bd-428d-b6d8-88dfaa1125dc@p25g2000hsf.googlegroups.com>: >> >>>On Feb 17, 1:33 pm, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote: >>>> On Sun, 17 Feb 2008 11:23:34 -0500, Sharon B wrote: >>>> > I got back just before midnite last night from a weekend of camping. >>>> > We had adventures. Exploding rocks, entrapment, fiery boots, melted >>>> > pants, mud slides, spear throwing and more. >>>> >>>> > I can now be called "Hot Pants" cuz I was smokin' h0t. Literally. >>>> >>>> > Yes, Mimus....I am aware it was 22 above zero Friday nite. Painfully >>>> > aware. >>>> >>>> > ...and it was more like 12-17 above zero cuz we were on the low down. >>>> >>>> > What have I been missing here? >>>> >>>> Nuthin'. >>>> >>>> Exploding rocks? >>>> >>>I, too, have an exploding rock story from camping. >>> >>>And scars. >> >><grabs popcorn> >> >>>Of course, the whole thing started with, "Whatever you do, don't throw >>>that rock in the fire..." >> >>You ~know~ the first thing I did after the first explosion was yell at >>the kid who looked guilty. >> >>He was innocent. This time. > >not ADD boi? wow. You somehow forgot the plural....and yes, one of the ADDs was the one who looked guilty. He's new. He's also now afraid of me....but not for that. But this was my fault, I laid the opening fire day one, hours before the kids got there. It was a blackened soppy pile of half frozen goo, I didn't poke thru it first, just piled the tinder on top. What the hell kind of bomb takes two whole days to explode?!? >we LOVE to see things explode. YOU are not allowed to camp with us. Those future arsonists need no encouragement.
On Sun, 17 Feb 2008 21:52:43 -0500, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in <fnshr31pnia7uprn6c97tp58pohklm7qq9@4ax.com>: >On Sun, 17 Feb 2008 21:19:28 -0500, Sharon B <sharon@lart.com> wrote: > >>On Sun, 17 Feb 2008 17:26:58 -0500, mixed nuts >><melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> wrote in <fpacch$80r$1@aioe.org>: >> >>>mimus wrote: >>>> On Sun, 17 Feb 2008 11:23:34 -0500, Sharon B wrote: >>>> >>>>>I got back just before midnite last night from a weekend of camping. >>>>>We had adventures. Exploding rocks, entrapment, fiery boots, melted >>>>>pants, mud slides, spear throwing and more. >>>>> >>>>>I can now be called "Hot Pants" cuz I was smokin' h0t. Literally. >>>>> >>>>>Yes, Mimus....I am aware it was 22 above zero Friday nite. Painfully >>>>>aware. >>>>> >>>>>...and it was more like 12-17 above zero cuz we were on the low down. >>>>> >>>>>What have I been missing here? >>>> >>>> Nuthin'. >>>> >>>> Exploding rocks? >>>> >>>Hydrated rocks. Nice smooth, clean, beautiful hydrated rocks from out >>>the creek or off the beach. >> >>Well, shale....but, yeah, prolly from out of the creek. DEFINITELY >>water logged; that campsite is on a flood plain and swamps out every >>rain. With Saturday's thaw it turned into a sucking-mud bog that >>slurped your boots right off your feet. >> >>>Explosive dehydration. >> >>Like an empty spray paint can going off, I swear. Three of us adults >>took sticks and tried to drag the rocks out after about the 5th or 6th >>explosion, then we abandoned the fire ring and drug out our metal >>firepit. > >chickens Could be. Of a certainty I am not a woman, I larned that fact yesterday. APPARENTLY, ~real~ women don't carry duct tape, so I am obviously an imposter.
On Sun, 17 Feb 2008 19:04:51 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote: >On Sun, 17 Feb 2008 21:53:33 -0500, in the land of >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> >got double secret probation for writing: > >>On Sun, 17 Feb 2008 21:19:49 -0500, Sharon B <sharon@lart.com> wrote: >> >>>On Sun, 17 Feb 2008 13:54:35 -0800 (PST), Slipped Moebius >>><erroneouscorrection@yahoo.com> wrote in >>><04f0c867-89bd-428d-b6d8-88dfaa1125dc@p25g2000hsf.googlegroups.com>: >>> >>>>On Feb 17, 1:33 pm, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote: >>>>> On Sun, 17 Feb 2008 11:23:34 -0500, Sharon B wrote: >>>>> > I got back just before midnite last night from a weekend of camping. >>>>> > We had adventures. Exploding rocks, entrapment, fiery boots, melted >>>>> > pants, mud slides, spear throwing and more. >>>>> >>>>> > I can now be called "Hot Pants" cuz I was smokin' h0t. Literally. >>>>> >>>>> > Yes, Mimus....I am aware it was 22 above zero Friday nite. Painfully >>>>> > aware. >>>>> >>>>> > ...and it was more like 12-17 above zero cuz we were on the low down. >>>>> >>>>> > What have I been missing here? >>>>> >>>>> Nuthin'. >>>>> >>>>> Exploding rocks? >>>>> >>>>I, too, have an exploding rock story from camping. >>>> >>>>And scars. >>> >>><grabs popcorn> >>> >>>>Of course, the whole thing started with, "Whatever you do, don't throw >>>>that rock in the fire..." >>> >>>You ~know~ the first thing I did after the first explosion was yell at >>>the kid who looked guilty. >>> >>>He was innocent. This time. >> >>not ADD boi? wow. >> >>we LOVE to see things explode. > ><preen> > >As I always explained to a friend > >The perfect job is one where you get to work feeling down and your >partner notices and says "Let's blow something up" mheh -- dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj <This space for rent.>
On Sun, 17 Feb 2008 18:07:39 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in <svphr3hkv6q841krj3ivri64u4714589gv@4ax.com>: >On Sun, 17 Feb 2008 20:53:47 -0500, in the land of >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Sharon B <sharon@lart.com> got >double secret probation for writing: > >>On Sun, 17 Feb 2008 16:33:50 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> >>wrote in <O4GdnZCLyby8NSXanZ2dnUVZ_vTinZ2d@giganews.com>: >> >>>On Sun, 17 Feb 2008 11:23:34 -0500, Sharon B wrote: >>> >>>> I got back just before midnite last night from a weekend of camping. >>>> We had adventures. Exploding rocks, entrapment, fiery boots, melted >>>> pants, mud slides, spear throwing and more. >>>> >>>> I can now be called "Hot Pants" cuz I was smokin' h0t. Literally. >>>> >>>> Yes, Mimus....I am aware it was 22 above zero Friday nite. Painfully >>>> aware. >>>> >>>> ...and it was more like 12-17 above zero cuz we were on the low down. >>>> >>>> What have I been missing here? >>> >>>Nuthin'. >> >>Y'all need some adventures. >> >>>Exploding rocks? >> >>I know! Who'd a thunk it? > >Well saturated and cold, toss on hot bed of coals, KER-WHACK!!!! > Yabbut this took like 36 hours to blow, and it was melting boots and pants hours before that. Farqin' evergreen logs and cherry wood burn HOT. >Those were the days... I always suspected you of being a trouble maker from birth....
On Sun, 17 Feb 2008 22:49:38 -0500, Sharon B <sharon@lart.com> wrote: >On Sun, 17 Feb 2008 21:53:33 -0500, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> >wrote in <aoshr3pi18hea7ov2qofqm407spd03drsr@4ax.com>: > >>On Sun, 17 Feb 2008 21:19:49 -0500, Sharon B <sharon@lart.com> wrote: >> >>>On Sun, 17 Feb 2008 13:54:35 -0800 (PST), Slipped Moebius >>><erroneouscorrection@yahoo.com> wrote in >>><04f0c867-89bd-428d-b6d8-88dfaa1125dc@p25g2000hsf.googlegroups.com>: >>> >>>>On Feb 17, 1:33 pm, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote: >>>>> On Sun, 17 Feb 2008 11:23:34 -0500, Sharon B wrote: >>>>> > I got back just before midnite last night from a weekend of camping. >>>>> > We had adventures. Exploding rocks, entrapment, fiery boots, melted >>>>> > pants, mud slides, spear throwing and more. >>>>> >>>>> > I can now be called "Hot Pants" cuz I was smokin' h0t. Literally. >>>>> >>>>> > Yes, Mimus....I am aware it was 22 above zero Friday nite. Painfully >>>>> > aware. >>>>> >>>>> > ...and it was more like 12-17 above zero cuz we were on the low down. >>>>> >>>>> > What have I been missing here? >>>>> >>>>> Nuthin'. >>>>> >>>>> Exploding rocks? >>>>> >>>>I, too, have an exploding rock story from camping. >>>> >>>>And scars. >>> >>><grabs popcorn> >>> >>>>Of course, the whole thing started with, "Whatever you do, don't throw >>>>that rock in the fire..." >>> >>>You ~know~ the first thing I did after the first explosion was yell at >>>the kid who looked guilty. >>> >>>He was innocent. This time. >> >>not ADD boi? wow. > >You somehow forgot the plural....and yes, one of the ADDs was the one >who looked guilty. > >He's new. He's also now afraid of me....but not for that. > >But this was my fault, I laid the opening fire day one, hours before >the kids got there. It was a blackened soppy pile of half frozen goo, >I didn't poke thru it first, just piled the tinder on top. What the >hell kind of bomb takes two whole days to explode?!? only the best kind. >>we LOVE to see things explode. > >YOU are not allowed to camp with us. Those future arsonists need no >encouragement. <giggle> -- dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj <This space for rent.>
On Sun, 17 Feb 2008 22:49:38 -0500, Sharon B wrote: > On Sun, 17 Feb 2008 21:53:33 -0500, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> > wrote in <aoshr3pi18hea7ov2qofqm407spd03drsr@4ax.com>: > >>On Sun, 17 Feb 2008 21:19:49 -0500, Sharon B <sharon@lart.com> wrote: >> >>>On Sun, 17 Feb 2008 13:54:35 -0800 (PST), Slipped Moebius >>><erroneouscorrection@yahoo.com> wrote in >>><04f0c867-89bd-428d-b6d8-88dfaa1125dc@p25g2000hsf.googlegroups.com>: >>> >>>>On Feb 17, 1:33 pm, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote: >>>> >>>>> On Sun, 17 Feb 2008 11:23:34 -0500, Sharon B wrote: >>>>> >>>>> > I got back just before midnite last night from a weekend of >>>>> > camping. We had adventures. Exploding rocks, entrapment, fiery >>>>> > boots, melted pants, mud slides, spear throwing and more. >>>>> >>>>> > I can now be called "Hot Pants" cuz I was smokin' h0t. Literally. >>>>> >>>>> > Yes, Mimus....I am aware it was 22 above zero Friday nite. >>>>> > Painfully aware. >>>>> >>>>> > ...and it was more like 12-17 above zero cuz we were on the low >>>>> > down. >>>>> >>>>> > What have I been missing here? >>>>> >>>>> Nuthin'. >>>>> >>>>> Exploding rocks? >>>>> >>>>I, too, have an exploding rock story from camping. >>>> >>>>And scars. >>> >>><grabs popcorn> >>> >>>>Of course, the whole thing started with, "Whatever you do, don't throw >>>>that rock in the fire..." >>> >>>You ~know~ the first thing I did after the first explosion was yell at >>>the kid who looked guilty. >>> >>>He was innocent. This time. >> >>not ADD boi? wow. > > You somehow forgot the plural....and yes, one of the ADDs was the one > who looked guilty. > > He's new. He's also now afraid of me....but not for that. > > But this was my fault, I laid the opening fire day one, hours before the > kids got there. It was a blackened soppy pile of half frozen goo, I > didn't poke thru it first, just piled the tinder on top. What the hell > kind of bomb takes two whole days to explode?!? That _is_ startling. I figured it was, you know, during the run-up to normal operating temps. But, yes, a demerit for an unclean firepit to _you_, Miz B. >>we LOVE to see things explode. > > YOU are not allowed to camp with us. Those future arsonists need no > encouragement. You'd be amazed what you can do with a firecracker, a big cappable steel can, and a little flour. (Kids: Do NOT try this at home. Let the adults blow THEIR limbs and faces off.) -- tinmimus99@hotmail.com smeeter 11 or maybe 12 mp 10 mhm 29x13 You want a job and a lizard to ride? < _The Einstein Intersection_
On Sun, 17 Feb 2008 22:52:54 -0500, in the land of alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Sharon B <sharon@lart.com> got double secret probation for writing: >On Sun, 17 Feb 2008 18:07:39 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >wrote in <svphr3hkv6q841krj3ivri64u4714589gv@4ax.com>: > >>On Sun, 17 Feb 2008 20:53:47 -0500, in the land of >>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Sharon B <sharon@lart.com> got >>double secret probation for writing: >> >>>On Sun, 17 Feb 2008 16:33:50 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> >>>wrote in <O4GdnZCLyby8NSXanZ2dnUVZ_vTinZ2d@giganews.com>: >>> >>>>On Sun, 17 Feb 2008 11:23:34 -0500, Sharon B wrote: >>>> >>>>> I got back just before midnite last night from a weekend of camping. >>>>> We had adventures. Exploding rocks, entrapment, fiery boots, melted >>>>> pants, mud slides, spear throwing and more. >>>>> >>>>> I can now be called "Hot Pants" cuz I was smokin' h0t. Literally. >>>>> >>>>> Yes, Mimus....I am aware it was 22 above zero Friday nite. Painfully >>>>> aware. >>>>> >>>>> ...and it was more like 12-17 above zero cuz we were on the low down. >>>>> >>>>> What have I been missing here? >>>> >>>>Nuthin'. >>> >>>Y'all need some adventures. >>> >>>>Exploding rocks? >>> >>>I know! Who'd a thunk it? >> >>Well saturated and cold, toss on hot bed of coals, KER-WHACK!!!! >> > > >Yabbut this took like 36 hours to blow, and it was melting boots and >pants hours before that. Farqin' evergreen logs and cherry wood burn >HOT. Absolutely, that's the best part. You toss them in the *adult* fire and no one will ever know. It usually took 12-24 hours before the first blew. We found the small ones just crack and fall apart, its the 6" stones (or larger) that would perform best. > >>Those were the days... > >I always suspected you of being a trouble maker from birth.... Well, err, umm, DUH. -- Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2
Sharon B <sharon@lart.com> wrote in news:fp9mtq$i2g$1 @blackhelicopter.databasix.com: > I got back just before midnite last night from a weekend of camping. > We had adventures. Exploding rocks, entrapment, fiery boots, melted > pants, mud slides, spear throwing and more. > > I can now be called "Hot Pants" cuz I was smokin' h0t. Literally. > > Yes, Mimus....I am aware it was 22 above zero Friday nite. Painfully > aware. > > ...and it was more like 12-17 above zero cuz we were on the low down. > > What have I been missing here? i have never seen a rock explode what do you americans do to your rocks
On Wed, 20 Feb 2008 10:31:10 GMT, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, psykoexgirlfriend <psykoexgirlfriend@hotmail.com> bloviated: >Sharon B <sharon@lart.com> wrote in news:fp9mtq$i2g$1 >@blackhelicopter.databasix.com: > >> I got back just before midnite last night from a weekend of camping. >> We had adventures. Exploding rocks, entrapment, fiery boots, melted >> pants, mud slides, spear throwing and more. >> >> I can now be called "Hot Pants" cuz I was smokin' h0t. Literally. >> >> Yes, Mimus....I am aware it was 22 above zero Friday nite. Painfully >> aware. >> >> ...and it was more like 12-17 above zero cuz we were on the low down. >> >> What have I been missing here? > >i have never seen a rock explode > >what do you americans do to your rocks Beat them, regular like.