there is a bird in my house

damn. now i have to catch the little bugger...

--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

<This space for rent.>

 

rumpnissen dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> voffade ur sig i
news:frrsn3dim8j0ft559vq8c0fefqc7qtmlhp@4ax.com:

> damn. now i have to catch the little bugger...
>

Didn't you have cats?? Let them do teh catching..

--
---

Sometimes the only sane answer to an insane world is insanity.
- X-files

 

On Fri, 4 Jan 2008 18:25:38 +0000 (UTC), "demon???angel???"
<h?lsa.hem@och.d?.nu> wrote:

>rumpnissen dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> voffade ur sig i
>news:frrsn3dim8j0ft559vq8c0fefqc7qtmlhp@4ax.com:
>
>> damn. now i have to catch the little bugger...
>>
>
>Didn't you have cats?? Let them do teh catching..

i do have cats. but the bird got away before they could make the
kill. out the back door it went. poof!

--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

<This space for rent.>

 

On Jan 4, 11:44 am, dave hillstrom <D...@MeOw.OrG> wrote:
> On Fri, 4 Jan 2008 18:25:38 +0000 (UTC), "demon???angel???"
>
> <h?lsa....@och.d?.nu> wrote:
> >rumpnissen dave hillstrom <D...@MeOw.OrG> voffade ur sig i
> >news:frrsn3dim8j0ft559vq8c0fefqc7qtmlhp@4ax.com:
>
> >> damn. now i have to catch the little bugger...
>
> >Didn't you have cats?? Let them do teh catching..
>
> i do have cats. but the bird got away before they could make the
> kill. out the back door it went. poof!
>

And when he went so did the point of this thread.

So.

Let's write a poem.

Only I can't think of a topic.

--
Slipped Moebius
mhm28x9

 

On Fri, 04 Jan 2008 14:34:18 -0800, Slipped Moebius wrote:

> On Jan 4, 11:44 am, dave hillstrom <D...@MeOw.OrG> wrote:
>
>> On Fri, 4 Jan 2008 18:25:38 +0000 (UTC), "demon???angel???"
>>
>> <hlsa....@och.d.nu> wrote:
>>
>> >rumpnissen dave hillstrom <D...@MeOw.OrG> voffade ur sig i
>> >news:frrsn3dim8j0ft559vq8c0fefqc7qtmlhp@4ax.com:
>>
>> >> damn. now i have to catch the little bugger...
>>
>> >Didn't you have cats?? Let them do teh catching..
>>
>> i do have cats. but the bird got away before they could make the
>> kill. out the back door it went. poof!
>
> And when he went so did the point of this thread.
>
> So.
>
> Let's write a poem.
>
> Only I can't think of a topic.

See the topic
just beyond the poster's reach:
damned irritating.

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

You want a job and a lizard to ride?

< _The Einstein Intersection_

 

On Jan 4, 2:47 pm, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> On Fri, 04 Jan 2008 14:34:18 -0800, Slipped Moebius wrote:
> > On Jan 4, 11:44 am, dave hillstrom <D...@MeOw.OrG> wrote:
>
> >> On Fri, 4 Jan 2008 18:25:38 +0000 (UTC), "demon???angel???"
>
> >> <h?lsa....@och.d?.nu> wrote:
>
> >> >rumpnissen dave hillstrom <D...@MeOw.OrG> voffade ur sig i
> >> >news:frrsn3dim8j0ft559vq8c0fefqc7qtmlhp@4ax.com:
>
> >> >> damn. now i have to catch the little bugger...
>
> >> >Didn't you have cats?? Let them do teh catching..
>
> >> i do have cats. but the bird got away before they could make the
> >> kill. out the back door it went. poof!
>
> > And when he went so did the point of this thread.
>
> > So.
>
> > Let's write a poem.
>
> > Only I can't think of a topic.
>
> See the topic
> just beyond the poster's reach:
> damned irritating.
>

I had it...
A topic! A poem!
Then nothing.

--
Slipped Moebius
mhm28x9

 

Slipped Moebius wrote:

> On Jan 4, 2:47 pm, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> On Fri, 04 Jan 2008 14:34:18 -0800, Slipped Moebius wrote:
>> > On Jan 4, 11:44 am, dave hillstrom <D...@MeOw.OrG> wrote:
>>
>> >> On Fri, 4 Jan 2008 18:25:38 +0000 (UTC), "demon???angel???"
>>
>> >> <h?lsa....@och.d?.nu> wrote:
>>
>> >> >rumpnissen dave hillstrom <D...@MeOw.OrG> voffade ur sig i
>> >> >news:frrsn3dim8j0ft559vq8c0fefqc7qtmlhp@4ax.com:
>>
>> >> >> damn. now i have to catch the little bugger...
>>
>> >> >Didn't you have cats?? Let them do teh catching..
>>
>> >> i do have cats. but the bird got away before they could make the
>> >> kill. out the back door it went. poof!
>>
>> > And when he went so did the point of this thread.
>>
>> > So.
>>
>> > Let's write a poem.
>>
>> > Only I can't think of a topic.
>>
>> See the topic
>> just beyond the poster's reach:
>> damned irritating.
>>
>
> I had it...
> A topic! A poem!
> Then nothing.

Was it one sided?
--
Tim Weaver

I know you believe you understand what you think I said,
but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not
what I meant.

 

dave hillstrom wrote:
> damn. now i have to catch the little bugger...
>
You haven't lived until you have had a herd of budgies and
cockatiels racing about the house. 7 or 6 times a day. The first
flight being at 7 AM and the last about 10 PM. And if you forget
to let them out for exercise, they raise holy hell until you do.
Also if they're low on food. Or want attention. Or feel like chillin'
on a warm shoulder and chomping down on an earlobe and pooping on yer
shirt.

--
nuts

 

On Jan 4, 4:36 pm, Tim Weaver <tmw99999leavemeal...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Slipped Moebius wrote:
> > On Jan 4, 2:47 pm, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> >> On Fri, 04 Jan 2008 14:34:18 -0800, Slipped Moebius wrote:
> >> > On Jan 4, 11:44 am, dave hillstrom <D...@MeOw.OrG> wrote:
>
> >> >> On Fri, 4 Jan 2008 18:25:38 +0000 (UTC), "demon???angel???"
>
> >> >> <h?lsa....@och.d?.nu> wrote:
>
> >> >> >rumpnissen dave hillstrom <D...@MeOw.OrG> voffade ur sig i
> >> >> >news:frrsn3dim8j0ft559vq8c0fefqc7qtmlhp@4ax.com:
>
> >> >> >> damn. now i have to catch the little bugger...
>
> >> >> >Didn't you have cats?? Let them do teh catching..
>
> >> >> i do have cats. but the bird got away before they could make the
> >> >> kill. out the back door it went. poof!
>
> >> > And when he went so did the point of this thread.
>
> >> > So.
>
> >> > Let's write a poem.
>
> >> > Only I can't think of a topic.
>
> >> See the topic
> >> just beyond the poster's reach:
> >> damned irritating.
>
> > I had it...
> > A topic! A poem!
> > Then nothing.
>
> Was it one sided?

A figment,
a thought, an idea,
with no sides
--
Slipped Moebius
mhm28x9

 

Slipped Moebius wrote:

> On Jan 4, 4:36 pm, Tim Weaver <tmw99999leavemeal...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> Slipped Moebius wrote:
>> > On Jan 4, 2:47 pm, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> >> On Fri, 04 Jan 2008 14:34:18 -0800, Slipped Moebius wrote:
>> >> > On Jan 4, 11:44 am, dave hillstrom <D...@MeOw.OrG> wrote:
>>
>> >> >> On Fri, 4 Jan 2008 18:25:38 +0000 (UTC), "demon???angel???"
>>
>> >> >> <h?lsa....@och.d?.nu> wrote:
>>
>> >> >> >rumpnissen dave hillstrom <D...@MeOw.OrG> voffade ur sig i
>> >> >> >news:frrsn3dim8j0ft559vq8c0fefqc7qtmlhp@4ax.com:
>>
>> >> >> >> damn. now i have to catch the little bugger...
>>
>> >> >> >Didn't you have cats?? Let them do teh catching..
>>
>> >> >> i do have cats. but the bird got away before they could make the
>> >> >> kill. out the back door it went. poof!
>>
>> >> > And when he went so did the point of this thread.
>>
>> >> > So.
>>
>> >> > Let's write a poem.
>>
>> >> > Only I can't think of a topic.
>>
>> >> See the topic
>> >> just beyond the poster's reach: damned irritating.
>>
>> > I had it...
>> > A topic! A poem!
>> > Then nothing.
>>
>> Was it one sided?
>
> A figment,
> a thought, an idea,
> with no sides

Do you like Figment Newtons?
--
Tim Weaver

I know you believe you understand what you think I said,
but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not
what I meant.

 

On Jan 5, 4:40 pm, Tim Weaver <tmw99999leavemeal...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Slipped Moebius wrote:
> > On Jan 4, 4:36 pm, Tim Weaver <tmw99999leavemeal...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >> Slipped Moebius wrote:
> >> > On Jan 4, 2:47 pm, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> >> >> On Fri, 04 Jan 2008 14:34:18 -0800, Slipped Moebius wrote:
> >> >> > On Jan 4, 11:44 am, dave hillstrom <D...@MeOw.OrG> wrote:
>
> >> >> >> On Fri, 4 Jan 2008 18:25:38 +0000 (UTC), "demon???angel???"
>
> >> >> >> <h?lsa....@och.d?.nu> wrote:
>
> >> >> >> >rumpnissen dave hillstrom <D...@MeOw.OrG> voffade ur sig i
> >> >> >> >news:frrsn3dim8j0ft559vq8c0fefqc7qtmlhp@4ax.com:
>
> >> >> >> >> damn. now i have to catch the little bugger...
>
> >> >> >> >Didn't you have cats?? Let them do teh catching..
>
> >> >> >> i do have cats. but the bird got away before they could make the
> >> >> >> kill. out the back door it went. poof!
>
> >> >> > And when he went so did the point of this thread.
>
> >> >> > So.
>
> >> >> > Let's write a poem.
>
> >> >> > Only I can't think of a topic.
>
> >> >> See the topic
> >> >> just beyond the poster's reach: damned irritating.
>
> >> > I had it...
> >> > A topic! A poem!
> >> > Then nothing.
>
> >> Was it one sided?
>
> > A figment,
> > a thought, an idea,
> > with no sides
>
> Do you like Figment Newtons?

Gravitas.
Apple on my head:
requiem.

 

On Jan 5, 4:40 pm, Tim Weaver <tmw99999leavemeal...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Slipped Moebius wrote:
> > On Jan 4, 4:36 pm, Tim Weaver <tmw99999leavemeal...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >> Slipped Moebius wrote:
> >> > On Jan 4, 2:47 pm, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> >> >> On Fri, 04 Jan 2008 14:34:18 -0800, Slipped Moebius wrote:
> >> >> > On Jan 4, 11:44 am, dave hillstrom <D...@MeOw.OrG> wrote:
>
> >> >> >> On Fri, 4 Jan 2008 18:25:38 +0000 (UTC), "demon???angel???"
>
> >> >> >> <h?lsa....@och.d?.nu> wrote:
>
> >> >> >> >rumpnissen dave hillstrom <D...@MeOw.OrG> voffade ur sig i
> >> >> >> >news:frrsn3dim8j0ft559vq8c0fefqc7qtmlhp@4ax.com:
>
> >> >> >> >> damn. now i have to catch the little bugger...
>
> >> >> >> >Didn't you have cats?? Let them do teh catching..
>
> >> >> >> i do have cats. but the bird got away before they could make the
> >> >> >> kill. out the back door it went. poof!
>
> >> >> > And when he went so did the point of this thread.
>
> >> >> > So.
>
> >> >> > Let's write a poem.
>
> >> >> > Only I can't think of a topic.
>
> >> >> See the topic
> >> >> just beyond the poster's reach: damned irritating.
>
> >> > I had it...
> >> > A topic! A poem!
> >> > Then nothing.
>
> >> Was it one sided?
>
> > A figment,
> > a thought, an idea,
> > with no sides
>
> Do you like Figment Newtons?

Gravitas.
Apple on my head:
Requiem.

--
Slipped Moebius
mhm28x9

 

Slipped Moebius wrote:

> On Jan 5, 4:40 pm, Tim Weaver <tmw99999leavemeal...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> Slipped Moebius wrote:
>> > On Jan 4, 4:36 pm, Tim Weaver <tmw99999leavemeal...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> >> Slipped Moebius wrote:
>> >> > On Jan 4, 2:47 pm, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> >> >> On Fri, 04 Jan 2008 14:34:18 -0800, Slipped Moebius wrote:
>> >> >> > On Jan 4, 11:44 am, dave hillstrom <D...@MeOw.OrG> wrote:
>>
>> >> >> >> On Fri, 4 Jan 2008 18:25:38 +0000 (UTC), "demon???angel???"
>>
>> >> >> >> <h?lsa....@och.d?.nu> wrote:
>>
>> >> >> >> >rumpnissen dave hillstrom <D...@MeOw.OrG> voffade ur sig i
>> >> >> >> >news:frrsn3dim8j0ft559vq8c0fefqc7qtmlhp@4ax.com:
>>
>> >> >> >> >> damn. now i have to catch the little bugger...
>>
>> >> >> >> >Didn't you have cats?? Let them do teh catching..
>>
>> >> >> >> i do have cats. but the bird got away before they could make
the
>
>> >> >> >> kill. out the back door it went. poof!
>>
>> >> >> > And when he went so did the point of this thread.
>>
>> >> >> > So.
>>
>> >> >> > Let's write a poem.
>>
>> >> >> > Only I can't think of a topic.
>>
>> >> >> See the topic
>> >> >> just beyond the poster's reach: damned irritating.
>>
>> >> > I had it...
>> >> > A topic! A poem!
>> >> > Then nothing.
>>
>> >> Was it one sided?
>>
>> > A figment,
>> > a thought, an idea, with no sides
>>
>> Do you like Figment Newtons?
>
> Gravitas.
> Apple on my head:
> requiem.

You imagine yourself to be Sir Isaac Newton?
--
Tim Weaver

I know you believe you understand what you think I said,
but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not
what I meant.

 

On Jan 5, 4:50 pm, Tim Weaver <tmw99999leavemeal...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Slipped Moebius wrote:
> > On Jan 5, 4:40 pm, Tim Weaver <tmw99999leavemeal...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >> Slipped Moebius wrote:
> >> > On Jan 4, 4:36 pm, Tim Weaver <tmw99999leavemeal...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >> >> Slipped Moebius wrote:
> >> >> > On Jan 4, 2:47 pm, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> >> >> >> On Fri, 04 Jan 2008 14:34:18 -0800, Slipped Moebius wrote:
> >> >> >> > On Jan 4, 11:44 am, dave hillstrom <D...@MeOw.OrG> wrote:
>
> >> >> >> >> On Fri, 4 Jan 2008 18:25:38 +0000 (UTC), "demon???angel???"
>
> >> >> >> >> <h?lsa....@och.d?.nu> wrote:
>
> >> >> >> >> >rumpnissen dave hillstrom <D...@MeOw.OrG> voffade ur sig i
> >> >> >> >> >news:frrsn3dim8j0ft559vq8c0fefqc7qtmlhp@4ax.com:
>
> >> >> >> >> >> damn. now i have to catch the little bugger...
>
> >> >> >> >> >Didn't you have cats?? Let them do teh catching..
>
> >> >> >> >> i do have cats. but the bird got away before they could make
> the
>
> >> >> >> >> kill. out the back door it went. poof!
>
> >> >> >> > And when he went so did the point of this thread.
>
> >> >> >> > So.
>
> >> >> >> > Let's write a poem.
>
> >> >> >> > Only I can't think of a topic.
>
> >> >> >> See the topic
> >> >> >> just beyond the poster's reach: damned irritating.
>
> >> >> > I had it...
> >> >> > A topic! A poem!
> >> >> > Then nothing.
>
> >> >> Was it one sided?
>
> >> > A figment,
> >> > a thought, an idea, with no sides
>
> >> Do you like Figment Newtons?
>
> > Gravitas.
> > Apple on my head:
> > requiem.
>
> You imagine yourself to be Sir Isaac Newton?

Imagine:
to simply deny
reality.

--
Slipped Moebius
mhm28x9

 

Slipped Moebius wrote:

> On Jan 5, 4:50 pm, Tim Weaver <tmw99999leavemeal...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> Slipped Moebius wrote:
>> > On Jan 5, 4:40 pm, Tim Weaver <tmw99999leavemeal...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> >> Slipped Moebius wrote:
>> >> > On Jan 4, 4:36 pm, Tim Weaver <tmw99999leavemeal...@gmail.com>
wrote:
>
>> >> >> Slipped Moebius wrote:
>> >> >> > On Jan 4, 2:47 pm, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> >> >> >> On Fri, 04 Jan 2008 14:34:18 -0800, Slipped Moebius wrote:
>> >> >> >> > On Jan 4, 11:44 am, dave hillstrom <D...@MeOw.OrG> wrote:
>>
>> >> >> >> >> On Fri, 4 Jan 2008 18:25:38 +0000 (UTC), "demon???angel???"
>>
>> >> >> >> >> <h?lsa....@och.d?.nu> wrote:
>>
>> >> >> >> >> >rumpnissen dave hillstrom <D...@MeOw.OrG> voffade ur sig i
>> >> >> >> >> >news:frrsn3dim8j0ft559vq8c0fefqc7qtmlhp@4ax.com:
>>
>> >> >> >> >> >> damn. now i have to catch the little bugger...
>>
>> >> >> >> >> >Didn't you have cats?? Let them do teh catching..
>>
>> >> >> >> >> i do have cats. but the bird got away before they could make
>> >> >> >> >> the
>>
>> >> >> >> >> kill. out the back door it went. poof!
>>
>> >> >> >> > And when he went so did the point of this thread.
>>
>> >> >> >> > So.
>>
>> >> >> >> > Let's write a poem.
>>
>> >> >> >> > Only I can't think of a topic.
>>
>> >> >> >> See the topic
>> >> >> >> just beyond the poster's reach: damned irritating.
>>
>> >> >> > I had it...
>> >> >> > A topic! A poem!
>> >> >> > Then nothing.
>>
>> >> >> Was it one sided?
>>
>> >> > A figment,
>> >> > a thought, an idea, with no sides
>>
>> >> Do you like Figment Newtons?
>>
>> > Gravitas.
>> > Apple on my head: requiem.
>>
>> You imagine yourself to be Sir Isaac Newton?
>
> Imagine:
> to simply deny
> reality.

I'm going to take a pill, now.
--
Tim Weaver

I know you believe you understand what you think I said,
but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not
what I meant.

 

On Fri, 04 Jan 2008 23:20:40 -0500, mixed nuts wrote:

> dave hillstrom wrote:
>
>> damn. now i have to catch the little bugger...
>>
> You haven't lived until you have had a herd of budgies and
> cockatiels racing about the house. 7 or 6 times a day. The first
> flight being at 7 AM and the last about 10 PM. And if you forget
> to let them out for exercise, they raise holy hell until you do.
> Also if they're low on food. Or want attention. Or feel like chillin'
> on a warm shoulder and chomping down on an earlobe and pooping on yer
> shirt.

Ain't no budgies in _my_ house.

Although there's a picture floating around, from the distant past, of me
sitting at a table with a bottle of Rebel Yell, and a cockatiel sitting on
my head . . . .

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

You want a job and a lizard to ride?

< _The Einstein Intersection_

 

On Sun, 06 Jan 2008 00:18:42 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
wrote:

>On Fri, 04 Jan 2008 23:20:40 -0500, mixed nuts wrote:
>
>> dave hillstrom wrote:
>>
>>> damn. now i have to catch the little bugger...
>>>
>> You haven't lived until you have had a herd of budgies and
>> cockatiels racing about the house. 7 or 6 times a day. The first
>> flight being at 7 AM and the last about 10 PM. And if you forget
>> to let them out for exercise, they raise holy hell until you do.
>> Also if they're low on food. Or want attention. Or feel like chillin'
>> on a warm shoulder and chomping down on an earlobe and pooping on yer
>> shirt.
>
>Ain't no budgies in _my_ house.
>
>Although there's a picture floating around, from the distant past, of me
>sitting at a table with a bottle of Rebel Yell, and a cockatiel sitting on
>my head . . . .

did it suck your brains out? (obviously)

<runs>

--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

<This space for rent.>

 

On Fri, 04 Jan 2008 23:20:40 -0500, mixed nuts
<melopsiticus@undulatus.budgie> wrote:

>dave hillstrom wrote:
>> damn. now i have to catch the little bugger...
>>
>You haven't lived until you have had a herd of budgies and
>cockatiels racing about the house. 7 or 6 times a day. The first
>flight being at 7 AM and the last about 10 PM. And if you forget
>to let them out for exercise, they raise holy hell until you do.
>Also if they're low on food. Or want attention. Or feel like chillin'
>on a warm shoulder and chomping down on an earlobe and pooping on yer
>shirt.

i think id have to use 6 shot with the 12 gauge for that.

--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

<This space for rent.>

 

dave hillstrom wrote:

> damn. now i have to catch the little bugger...

A few year back I had a squirrel in my kitchen. They can be vicious
little creatures. It took me all afternoon to get it out and it ate all
the cat food.

--


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dave hillstrom wrote:
> On Fri, 04 Jan 2008 23:20:40 -0500, mixed nuts
> <melopsiticus@undulatus.budgie> wrote:
>
>>dave hillstrom wrote:
>>
>>>damn. now i have to catch the little bugger...
>>
>>You haven't lived until you have had a herd of budgies and
>>cockatiels racing about the house. 7 or 6 times a day. The first
>>flight being at 7 AM and the last about 10 PM. And if you forget
>>to let them out for exercise, they raise holy hell until you do.
>>Also if they're low on food. Or want attention. Or feel like chillin'
>>on a warm shoulder and chomping down on an earlobe and pooping on yer
>>shirt.
>
> i think id have to use 6 shot with the 12 gauge for that.
>
I prefer skeet cats - they come with a built-in handle and unlike clay
pidgeons which are dust after one shot, they're reuseable - sometimes
8 or 9 times with acceptable action.

--
nuts