Re: 31/12 Puns

Discussion in 'Politics' started by Tim Bruening, Dec 31, 2007.

  1. Tim Bruening

    Tim Bruening Guest

    nemo wrote:

    > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > news:41858D8A.3725BDC7@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    > > Baring: A ring that makes you nude.
    > >
    > > Bearing: A ring that turns you into a bear.
    > >
    > > Caring: Ring that gives you a conscience.
    > >
    > > Clearing: Transparent ring.
    > >
    > > Cheering: A happy ring.
    > >
    > > Daring: Adventurous ring.
    > >
    > > Earring: A ring sensitive to sound. See also Hearing.
    > >
    > > Engineering: A ring that's a good mechanic.
    > >
    > > Faring: A ring that believes in listening to all points of view

    before
    > > making a judgment.
    > >
    > > Hearing: A ring that is sensitive to sound. See also Earring.
    > >
    > > Jeering: An insulting ring.
    > >
    > > Leering: A ring that stares rudely at women's breasts.
    > >
    > > Nearing: A ring close by.
    > >
    > > Peering: A ring that looks at everything.
    > >
    > > Rearing: A ring in back.
    > >
    > > Searing: A very hot ring.
    > >
    > > Tearing: A ring that comes apart.
    > >
    > > Veering: A ring off course.
    > >
    > > Warring: A violent ring.
    > >
    > > Watering: A wet ring.

    >
    > A ringing ring then.
    >
    > Clattering: Sound of a badly cracked bell.
    >
    > Blaring: Bell that sounds the alarm when our ridiculous Prime Minister


    is in
    >
    > the vicinity,
    >
    > Cantering: Bell that pig-ignorant fascist bastards might use to drown

    out
    > the sound of the marvellous liturgical singing you hear in a

    synagogue.

    Airing: Ring that makes air.
     
  2. Tim Bruening

    Tim Bruening Guest

    nemo wrote:

    > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > news:41858D8A.3725BDC7@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    > > Baring: A ring that makes you nude.
    > >
    > > Bearing: A ring that turns you into a bear.
    > >
    > > Caring: Ring that gives you a conscience.
    > >
    > > Clearing: Transparent ring.
    > >
    > > Cheering: A happy ring.
    > >
    > > Daring: Adventurous ring.
    > >
    > > Earring: A ring sensitive to sound. See also Hearing.
    > >
    > > Engineering: A ring that's a good mechanic.
    > >
    > > Faring: A ring that believes in listening to all points of view

    before
    > > making a judgment.
    > >
    > > Hearing: A ring that is sensitive to sound. See also Earring.
    > >
    > > Jeering: An insulting ring.
    > >
    > > Leering: A ring that stares rudely at women's breasts.
    > >
    > > Nearing: A ring close by.
    > >
    > > Peering: A ring that looks at everything.
    > >
    > > Rearing: A ring in back.
    > >
    > > Searing: A very hot ring.
    > >
    > > Tearing: A ring that comes apart.
    > >
    > > Veering: A ring off course.
    > >
    > > Warring: A violent ring.
    > >
    > > Watering: A wet ring.

    >
    > A ringing ring then.
    >
    > Clattering: Sound of a badly cracked bell.
    >
    > Blaring: Bell that sounds the alarm when our ridiculous Prime Minister


    is in
    >
    > the vicinity,
    >
    > Cantering: Bell that pig-ignorant fascist bastards might use to drown

    out
    > the sound of the marvellous liturgical singing you hear in a

    synagogue.

    Airing: Ring that makes air.
     
  3. Tim Bruening

    Tim Bruening Guest

    nemo wrote:

    > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > news:41858D8A.3725BDC7@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    > > Baring: A ring that makes you nude.
    > >
    > > Bearing: A ring that turns you into a bear.
    > >
    > > Caring: Ring that gives you a conscience.
    > >
    > > Clearing: Transparent ring.
    > >
    > > Cheering: A happy ring.
    > >
    > > Daring: Adventurous ring.
    > >
    > > Earring: A ring sensitive to sound. See also Hearing.
    > >
    > > Engineering: A ring that's a good mechanic.
    > >
    > > Faring: A ring that believes in listening to all points of view

    before
    > > making a judgment.
    > >
    > > Hearing: A ring that is sensitive to sound. See also Earring.
    > >
    > > Jeering: An insulting ring.
    > >
    > > Leering: A ring that stares rudely at women's breasts.
    > >
    > > Nearing: A ring close by.
    > >
    > > Peering: A ring that looks at everything.
    > >
    > > Rearing: A ring in back.
    > >
    > > Searing: A very hot ring.
    > >
    > > Tearing: A ring that comes apart.
    > >
    > > Veering: A ring off course.
    > >
    > > Warring: A violent ring.
    > >
    > > Watering: A wet ring.

    >
    > A ringing ring then.
    >
    > Clattering: Sound of a badly cracked bell.
    >
    > Blaring: Bell that sounds the alarm when our ridiculous Prime Minister


    is in
    >
    > the vicinity,
    >
    > Cantering: Bell that pig-ignorant fascist bastards might use to drown

    out
    > the sound of the marvellous liturgical singing you hear in a

    synagogue.

    Airing: Ring that makes air.
     

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