Holy Family Day Puns

Discussion in 'Politics' started by Tim Bruening, Dec 31, 2007.

  1. Tim Bruening

    Tim Bruening Guest

    nemo wrote:

    > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > news:4365D42A.D6F67AC8@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    > >
    > >
    > > nemo wrote:
    > >
    > > > J. A. Mc. <jaSPAMc@gbr.online.com> wrote in message
    > > > news:cagfrvsjj17s3likg7vietk8lki29rp4ec@4ax.com...
    > > > > On Sat, 15 Nov 2003 15:26:46 GMT, "Cybe R. Wizard"
    > > > > <Cybe_R_Wizard@WizardsTower> found these unused words floating about:
    > > > >
    > > > > >On Sat, 15 Nov 2003 20:49:01 +1030
    > > > > >"Sheila Dundee" <CorKa@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> wrote:
    > > > > >
    > > > > >> Buffalo Chilkat wrote:
    > > > > >> > After X-ray, the doctor asked me: "Has anyone ever told you that

    > you
    > > > > >> > have a 13th set of ribs?"
    > > > > >> > "I haven't heard Adam thing." I said.
    > > > > >>
    > > > > >> I hope you gave the idiot the old Eve ho!!
    > > > > >>
    > > > > >I'm sure that Eden even think of it.
    > > > > >
    > > > > I'd raise cain, if I were able.
    > > >
    > > > "Thou shalt not steal!"

    > >
    > > Noah: To b-n the 1st letter.
    > >
    > > Cuban: To ban the letter after P.
    > >
    > > Yuban: To ban the letter after T.

    >
    > You can't go banning letters! The Post office will go bankrupt!


    Begone! To -an the 2nd letter.

    Noisy: To ban the 3rd letter.

    Debar: To ban the 4th letter.

    Ego: The 5th letter leaves.

    F-Bomb: Blows up the 6th letter.

    Bargy: To ban the 7th letter.

    H-Bomb: Blows up the 8th letter.

    Isobar: To ban the 9th letter.

    Jaywalk: The 10th letter leaves.
     
  2. nemo

    nemo Guest

    "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    news:4778A461.A6260631@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    >
    >
    > nemo wrote:
    >
    > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > > news:4365D42A.D6F67AC8@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    > > >
    > > >
    > > > nemo wrote:
    > > >
    > > > > J. A. Mc. <jaSPAMc@gbr.online.com> wrote in message
    > > > > news:cagfrvsjj17s3likg7vietk8lki29rp4ec@4ax.com...
    > > > > > On Sat, 15 Nov 2003 15:26:46 GMT, "Cybe R. Wizard"
    > > > > > <Cybe_R_Wizard@WizardsTower> found these unused words floating

    about:
    > > > > >
    > > > > > >On Sat, 15 Nov 2003 20:49:01 +1030
    > > > > > >"Sheila Dundee" <CorKa@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> wrote:
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >> Buffalo Chilkat wrote:
    > > > > > >> > After X-ray, the doctor asked me: "Has anyone ever told you

    that
    > > you
    > > > > > >> > have a 13th set of ribs?"
    > > > > > >> > "I haven't heard Adam thing." I said.
    > > > > > >>
    > > > > > >> I hope you gave the idiot the old Eve ho!!
    > > > > > >>
    > > > > > >I'm sure that Eden even think of it.
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > I'd raise cain, if I were able.
    > > > >
    > > > > "Thou shalt not steal!"
    > > >
    > > > Noah: To b-n the 1st letter.
    > > >
    > > > Cuban: To ban the letter after P.
    > > >
    > > > Yuban: To ban the letter after T.

    > >
    > > You can't go banning letters! The Post office will go bankrupt!

    >
    > Begone! To -an the 2nd letter.
    >
    > Noisy: To ban the 3rd letter.
    >
    > Debar: To ban the 4th letter.
    >
    > Ego: The 5th letter leaves.
    >
    > F-Bomb: Blows up the 6th letter.
    >
    > Bargy: To ban the 7th letter.
    >
    > H-Bomb: Blows up the 8th letter.
    >
    > Isobar: To ban the 9th letter.
    >
    > Jaywalk: The 10th letter leaves.


    Looks like Uv had ABC day!
     
  3. Tim Bruening

    Tim Bruening Guest

    nemo wrote:

    > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > news:4365D42A.D6F67AC8@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    > >
    > >
    > > nemo wrote:
    > >
    > > > J. A. Mc. <jaSPAMc@gbr.online.com> wrote in message
    > > > news:cagfrvsjj17s3likg7vietk8lki29rp4ec@4ax.com...
    > > > > On Sat, 15 Nov 2003 15:26:46 GMT, "Cybe R. Wizard"
    > > > > <Cybe_R_Wizard@WizardsTower> found these unused words floating about:
    > > > >
    > > > > >On Sat, 15 Nov 2003 20:49:01 +1030
    > > > > >"Sheila Dundee" <CorKa@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> wrote:
    > > > > >
    > > > > >> Buffalo Chilkat wrote:
    > > > > >> > After X-ray, the doctor asked me: "Has anyone ever told you that

    > you
    > > > > >> > have a 13th set of ribs?"
    > > > > >> > "I haven't heard Adam thing." I said.
    > > > > >>
    > > > > >> I hope you gave the idiot the old Eve ho!!
    > > > > >>
    > > > > >I'm sure that Eden even think of it.
    > > > > >
    > > > > I'd raise cain, if I were able.
    > > >
    > > > "Thou shalt not steal!"

    > >
    > > Noah: To b-n the 1st letter.
    > >
    > > Cuban: To ban the letter after P.
    > >
    > > Yuban: To ban the letter after T.

    >
    > You can't go banning letters! The Post office will go bankrupt!


    Begone! To -an the 2nd letter.

    Noisy: To ban the 3rd letter.

    Debar: To ban the 4th letter.

    Ego: The 5th letter leaves.

    F-Bomb: Blows up the 6th letter.

    Bargy: To ban the 7th letter.

    H-Bomb: Blows up the 8th letter.

    Isobar: To ban the 9th letter.

    Jaywalk: The 10th letter leaves.
     
  4. Tim Bruening

    Tim Bruening Guest

    nemo wrote:

    > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > news:4365D42A.D6F67AC8@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    > >
    > >
    > > nemo wrote:
    > >
    > > > J. A. Mc. <jaSPAMc@gbr.online.com> wrote in message
    > > > news:cagfrvsjj17s3likg7vietk8lki29rp4ec@4ax.com...
    > > > > On Sat, 15 Nov 2003 15:26:46 GMT, "Cybe R. Wizard"
    > > > > <Cybe_R_Wizard@WizardsTower> found these unused words floating about:
    > > > >
    > > > > >On Sat, 15 Nov 2003 20:49:01 +1030
    > > > > >"Sheila Dundee" <CorKa@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> wrote:
    > > > > >
    > > > > >> Buffalo Chilkat wrote:
    > > > > >> > After X-ray, the doctor asked me: "Has anyone ever told you that

    > you
    > > > > >> > have a 13th set of ribs?"
    > > > > >> > "I haven't heard Adam thing." I said.
    > > > > >>
    > > > > >> I hope you gave the idiot the old Eve ho!!
    > > > > >>
    > > > > >I'm sure that Eden even think of it.
    > > > > >
    > > > > I'd raise cain, if I were able.
    > > >
    > > > "Thou shalt not steal!"

    > >
    > > Noah: To b-n the 1st letter.
    > >
    > > Cuban: To ban the letter after P.
    > >
    > > Yuban: To ban the letter after T.

    >
    > You can't go banning letters! The Post office will go bankrupt!


    Begone! To -an the 2nd letter.

    Noisy: To ban the 3rd letter.

    Debar: To ban the 4th letter.

    Ego: The 5th letter leaves.

    F-Bomb: Blows up the 6th letter.

    Bargy: To ban the 7th letter.

    H-Bomb: Blows up the 8th letter.

    Isobar: To ban the 9th letter.

    Jaywalk: The 10th letter leaves.
     

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