Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk: week ending 28 Dec 2007.

NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)

Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti

Newsgroup.................: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
Stats Were Taken..........: Sat, 29 Dec 2007 00:00:00 GMT
Stats Begin...............: Sat, 22 Dec 2007 00:02:51 GMT
Stats End.................: Fri, 28 Dec 2007 23:56:50 GMT
Days......................: 7
Total No. of Articles.....: 1011
Total No. of Characters...: 3066858
Total Volume..............: 2994
Messages Per Day..........: 144.4
Characters Per Day........: 438122.6
Average Daily Volume......: 427 kB
Total Posters This Week...: 64
Messages with Sigs........: 26.81%
Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 78.23%
Original Content Rating...: 24.99%

Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
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1. Tim Bruening......................................: 375 53.6 37.1%
2. Tim Weaver........................................: 116 16.6 11.5%
3. headkase..........................................: 85 12.1 8.4%
4. mimus.............................................: 65 9.3 6.4%
5. nemo..............................................: 51 7.3 5.0%
6. JeanneDArc~.......................................: 25 3.6 2.5%
7. Steve Leyland.....................................: 25 3.6 2.5%
8. Wavy..............................................: 25 3.6 2.5%
9. yuletide pmd......................................: 22 3.1 2.2%
10. Shirley...........................................: 20 2.9 2.0%
11. Sharon B..........................................: 20 2.9 2.0%
12. pscissons.........................................: 20 2.9 2.0%
13. dave hillstrom....................................: 19 2.7 1.9%
14. mixed nuts........................................: 16 2.3 1.6%
15. Mr Pounder........................................: 15 2.1 1.5%
16. Father Kylesmas...................................: 13 1.9 1.3%
17. Aratzio...........................................: 9 1.3 0.9%
18. trippy............................................: 6 0.9 0.6%
19. Bill Cleere.......................................: 5 0.7 0.5%
20. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 5 0.7 0.5%
21. godsspeciallamb...................................: 5 0.7 0.5%
22. goodbye...........................................: 5 0.7 0.5%
23. Per...............................................: 4 0.6 0.4%
24. Steven Sullivan...................................: 4 0.6 0.4%
25. Timmay!...........................................: 4 0.6 0.4%
26. Naked Gonad.......................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
27. No Marsupial Equivalent...........................: 3 0.4 0.3%
28. Sir F . A . Rien..................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
29. sales.............................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
30. Jonathan Herr.....................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
31. Lord Gow333.......................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
32. K . A . Cannon....................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
33. Sid...............................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
34. hoKEy wOLf........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
35. Bill Becker.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
36. KuavosGuy@gmail.com...............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
37. Lew...............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
38. Lou...............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
39. demon???angel???..................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
40. =?ISO-8859-1?Q?=A7=F1=FChw=A4=A3f?=...............: 1 0.1 0.1%
41. Anna Perenna......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
42. Anna Perenna......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
43. Anna Perenna......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
44. Anna Perenna......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
45. Batista's ~~Official~~ Wedgie Dislodger...........: 1 0.1 0.1%
46. Meat Plow.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
47. PaPaPeng..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
48. Roger Pearse......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
49. The...............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
50. UkJay.............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
51. Usenet Stats Poster...............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
52. WeeSaul...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
53. darlin............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
54. eimfmfefi.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
55. emfeveve..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
56. evieme............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
57. feifefmfv.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
58. metro-golden-meower...............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
59. nety..............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
60. rm1p9dav..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
61. s0183616..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
62. sales.............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
63. sdeycxoulrpliq4dhaiosdfas.........................: 1 0.1 0.1%
64. vmevmfiei.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%

Top 500 Bandwidth-Slurping Posters: kBytes / kBytes per Day / Percent Share
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1. Tim Bruening......................................: 831 118.8 27.8%
2. Tim Weaver........................................: 438 62.6 14.6%
3. headkase..........................................: 278 39.8 9.3%
4. mimus.............................................: 233 33.4 7.8%
5. Steve Leyland.....................................: 163 23.3 5.4%
6. nemo..............................................: 117 16.7 3.9%
7. Sharon B..........................................: 77 11.1 2.6%
8. Wavy..............................................: 71 10.2 2.4%
9. JeanneDArc~.......................................: 70 10.1 2.4%
10. yuletide pmd......................................: 60 8.7 2.0%
11. Shirley...........................................: 59 8.4 2.0%
12. pscissons.........................................: 55 8.0 1.9%
13. dave hillstrom....................................: 49 7.0 1.6%
14. Usenet Stats Poster...............................: 45 6.5 1.5%
15. mixed nuts........................................: 38 5.4 1.3%
16. Mr Pounder........................................: 36 5.2 1.2%
17. Father Kylesmas...................................: 29 4.3 1.0%
18. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 23 3.4 0.8%
19. Aratzio...........................................: 23 3.3 0.8%
20. PaPaPeng..........................................: 21 3.1 0.7%
21. vmevmfiei.........................................: 18 2.6 0.6%
22. eimfmfefi.........................................: 17 2.5 0.6%
23. trippy............................................: 16 2.3 0.5%
24. feifefmfv.........................................: 14 2.1 0.5%
25. emfeveve..........................................: 13 2.0 0.5%
26. No Marsupial Equivalent...........................: 13 1.9 0.4%
27. godsspeciallamb...................................: 12 1.8 0.4%
28. evieme............................................: 12 1.7 0.4%
29. Timmay!...........................................: 11 1.7 0.4%
30. Bill Cleere.......................................: 10 1.5 0.4%
31. goodbye...........................................: 9 1.4 0.3%
32. Steven Sullivan...................................: 9 1.3 0.3%
33. Naked Gonad.......................................: 9 1.3 0.3%
34. Per...............................................: 8 1.3 0.3%
35. Sir F . A . Rien..................................: 7 1.1 0.3%
36. Batista's ~~Official~~ Wedgie Dislodger...........: 6 0.9 0.2%
37. K . A . Cannon....................................: 6 0.9 0.2%
38. =?ISO-8859-1?Q?=A7=F1=FChw=A4=A3f?=...............: 5 0.8 0.2%
39. Sid...............................................: 5 0.8 0.2%
40. sales.............................................: 4 0.7 0.2%
41. The...............................................: 4 0.7 0.2%
42. hoKEy wOLf........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
43. Jonathan Herr.....................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
44. Lord Gow333.......................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
45. Anna Perenna......................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
46. Anna Perenna......................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
47. Roger Pearse......................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
48. Lew...............................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
49. Lou...............................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
50. sdeycxoulrpliq4dhaiosdfas.........................: 2 0.3 0.1%
51. UkJay.............................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
52. s0183616..........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
53. Anna Perenna......................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
54. nety..............................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
55. Anna Perenna......................................: 1 0.2 0.1%
56. Meat Plow.........................................: 1 0.2 0.1%
57. sales.............................................: 1 0.2 0.1%
58. darlin............................................: 1 0.2 0.1%
59. WeeSaul...........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
60. demon???angel???..................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
61. rm1p9dav..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
62. Bill Becker.......................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
63. KuavosGuy@gmail.com...............................: 1 0.2 0.0%
64. metro-golden-meower...............................: 1 0.2 0.0%

Top 500 Popular Threads: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
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1. I REFUSED TO RESIVE PRESENTS THIS YEAR............: 75 10.7 7.4%
2. Kwanzaa Puns......................................: 41 5.9 4.1%
3. testing...........................................: 34 4.9 3.4%
4. should i send.....................................: 33 4.7 3.3%
5. HI EVERYONE!!!!!!.................................: 32 4.6 3.2%
6. Merry Christmas Everybody.........................: 26 3.7 2.6%
7. I NEED MORE STORAGE SPACE!!!! MORE!!!!!!.........: 23 3.3 2.3%
8. it was only a lull................................: 22 3.1 2.2%
9. 28 December Puns..................................: 21 3.0 2.1%
10. Xmas Puns.........................................: 21 3.0 2.1%
11. Yuletide Puns.....................................: 21 3.0 2.1%
12. *Checks Email*....................................: 20 2.9 2.0%
13. Warning: alt.usenet.kooks is a Criminal Newsgroup.: 20 2.9 2.0%
14. Wind: Problem or Menace?..........................: 19 2.7 1.9%
15. Advent Puns.......................................: 18 2.6 1.8%
16. Christmas Puns....................................: 18 2.6 1.8%
17. Solstice Greetings................................: 18 2.6 1.8%
18. Boxing Day Puns...................................: 17 2.4 1.7%
19. Merry Christmas, Trolls. A Song for You..........: 17 2.4 1.7%
20. Dear Wavy G.......................................: 16 2.3 1.6%
21. The Bastards Killed Benazir Bhutto................: 16 2.3 1.6%
22. 03/04/05 Puns.....................................: 15 2.1 1.5%
23. 12/25 Puns........................................: 15 2.1 1.5%
24. Mr Veiny good or evul Re: Merry Christmas Everybod: 15 2.1 1.5%
25. now it is.........................................: 15 2.1 1.5%
26. 25 December Puns..................................: 13 1.9 1.3%
27. 27/12 Puns........................................: 11 1.6 1.1%
28. Mohammed teddy bear?..............................: 11 1.6 1.1%
29. [ 133+ ] "Innards" is Now "Deprecated" in Favor of: 11 1.6 1.1%
30. is it wrong.......................................: 11 1.6 1.1%
31. Fourth Sunday Of Advent Puns......................: 10 1.4 1.0%
32. Merry Christmas, Everybody!.......................: 10 1.4 1.0%
33. the infection.....................................: 10 1.4 1.0%
34. 05/10/20 Puns.....................................: 9 1.3 0.9%
35. 06/12/24 Puns.....................................: 9 1.3 0.9%
36. December 27 Puns..................................: 9 1.3 0.9%
37. If You Had An Erection For More Than Four Hours...: 9 1.3 0.9%
38. christmas.........................................: 9 1.3 0.9%
39. 12 days...........................................: 8 1.1 0.8%
40. 12/27 Puns........................................: 8 1.1 0.8%
41. Christmas Eve Puns................................: 8 1.1 0.8%
42. oh................................................: 8 1.1 0.8%
43. 20/10/05 Puns.....................................: 7 1.0 0.7%
44. 26 December Puns..................................: 7 1.0 0.7%
45. Heh...............................................: 7 1.0 0.7%
46. Nationwide High School and College Database (via A: 7 1.0 0.7%
47. What It Was, Was Football.........................: 7 1.0 0.7%
48. 10/20 Puns........................................: 6 0.9 0.6%
49. 12/24 Puns........................................: 6 0.9 0.6%
50. 24 December Puns..................................: 6 0.9 0.6%
51. 4th Sunday Of Advent Puns.........................: 6 0.9 0.6%
52. MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!...........................: 6 0.9 0.6%
53. Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk: 6 0.9 0.6%
54. 24/12/06 Puns.....................................: 5 0.7 0.5%
55. December 24 Puns..................................: 5 0.7 0.5%
56. December 28 Puns..................................: 5 0.7 0.5%
57. Merry Christmas...................................: 5 0.7 0.5%
58. My car has polka-dots.............................: 5 0.7 0.5%
59. Terry.............................................: 5 0.7 0.5%
60. 12/28 Puns........................................: 4 0.6 0.4%
61. A Merry Christmas to All..........................: 4 0.6 0.4%
62. First Step To Invisibility........................: 4 0.6 0.4%
63. Hanukkah Puns.....................................: 4 0.6 0.4%
64. Nate..............................................: 4 0.6 0.4%
65. to all of you.....................................: 4 0.6 0.4%
66. 12/14 Puns........................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
67. 12/20 Puns........................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
68. 20 Days...........................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
69. 20/10 Puns........................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
70. 28/12 Puns........................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
71. Anyone Need a Binary-Tree Demo?...................: 3 0.4 0.3%
72. From _Xed: The Beginning_.........................: 3 0.4 0.3%
73. Mary..............................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
74. Nick..............................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
75. On Bread, Virile..................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
76. Prescription Assistance...........................: 3 0.4 0.3%
77. There Will Always be Swifties.....................: 3 0.4 0.3%
78. Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk: 3 0.4 0.3%
79. just one look.....................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
80. 10 Days...........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
81. 110 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
82. 170 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
83. 20 October Puns...................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
84. 25/12 Puns........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
85. 5 Days............................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
86. Bored At Work.....................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
87. China Can Save The World!.........................: 2 0.3 0.2%
88. December 25 Puns..................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
89. The greatest man ever.............................: 2 0.3 0.2%
90. There are Pratchett Fans Behind the Internet......: 2 0.3 0.2%
91. Treason...........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
92. Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk: 2 0.3 0.2%
93. [ 133+ ] "Innards" is Now "Deprecated" in Favor of: 2 0.3 0.2%
94. molly just gnawed on me...........................: 2 0.3 0.2%
95. !!!!! Make Over $200 per day in Autopilot !!!!! ,T: 1 0.1 0.1%
96. !-= Find CHEAP TRAMADOL Online =-! qT `$+rP8s.....: 1 0.1 0.1%
97. -= CHEAP Tramadol Online =- imDH`-g!DG............: 1 0.1 0.1%
98. 12/30 Puns........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
99. 130 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
100. 140 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
101. 15 Days...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
102. 160 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
103. 180 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
104. 190 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
105. 200 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
106. April 11 Puns.....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
107. Books Sin Print IV................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
108. Cans..............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
109. Chanukah Puns.....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
110. Eid Ul-Adha Puns..................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
111. Embarrassing Moments..............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
112. Escaped WW2 chickens..............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
113. Find Tramadol Online :uMsE_uAix...................: 1 0.1 0.1%
114. Foot Digits.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
115. Fran..............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
116. Funny.............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
117. I Started Out that Way, Anyway....................: 1 0.1 0.1%
118. I'm seeking the vampire...........................: 1 0.1 0.1%
119. Kate..............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
120. Lettered Paths....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
121. M I-5 Persecution MI5 Wa ste Taxpa yer Millio : 1 0.1 0.1%
122. M-I'5`Persec ution ` Compari ng t he M I5 Persecu : 1 0.1 0.1%
123. M.I 5-P ersecution . B BC Newscast ers L ie & D en: 1 0.1 0.1%
124. M.I'5.Persecut ion . Fo ur Year s of M I5 Persecu : 1 0.1 0.1%
125. MMOFLY.COM-Sell wow gold, Sell world of warcraft g: 1 0.1 0.1%
126. M`I,5.Pers ecution - M olestation d uring Tr avel.: 1 0.1 0.1%
127. Merry Christmas, Trolls. A Song for You...........: 1 0.1 0.1%
128. Mick..............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
129. NNNNNNNNNNNN Puns.................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
130. NNNNNNNNNNNN Puns - And Christmas Greetings to all: 1 0.1 0.1%
131. NNNNNNNNNNNN Puns - And Christmas Greetings to all: 1 0.1 0.1%
132. Name The Song.....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
133. Nancy.............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
134. Neigh.............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
135. New Christian Products............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
136. October 16 Puns...................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
137. PING: Mimus [was: Re: 'Endzeit Bunkertracks - : 1 0.1 0.1%
138. Phil..............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
139. Pop Quiz..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
140. Remember This?....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
141. Sam...............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
142. Sara..............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
143. Self Help Book....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
144. Tennis Warfare!...................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
145. Tom...............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
146. Toms..............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
147. USENET Court of Last Resort - Snuhwolf collaborati: 1 0.1 0.1%
148. Underwear.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
149. Vampires On A Plane...............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
150. Very Foolish Philistines..........................: 1 0.1 0.1%
151. Very Foolish Samson...............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
152. We Don't Really Hear Enough Nice Things About the : 1 0.1 0.1%
153. Well, the Fans Have Spoken (in a way...)..........: 1 0.1 0.1%
154. [ 133+ ] "Innards" is Now "Deprecated" in Favor of: 1 0.1 0.1%
155. funny.............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
156. more..............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%

Top 500 Bandwidth-Slurping Threads: kBytes / kBytes per Day / Percent Share
===========================================================================
1. I REFUSED TO RESIVE PRESENTS THIS YEAR............: 222 31.8 7.4%
2. HI EVERYONE!!!!!!.................................: 191 27.3 6.4%
3. it was only a lull................................: 115 16.5 3.9%
4. Kwanzaa Puns......................................: 115 16.5 3.8%
5. *Checks Email*....................................: 103 14.8 3.5%
6. testing...........................................: 92 13.2 3.1%
7. should i send.....................................: 87 12.4 2.9%
8. Mr Veiny good or evul Re: Merry Christmas Everybod: 80 11.5 2.7%
9. Wind: Problem or Menace?..........................: 80 11.5 2.7%
10. Warning: alt.usenet.kooks is a Criminal Newsgroup.: 72 10.3 2.4%
11. Dear Wavy G.......................................: 65 9.4 2.2%
12. Merry Christmas, Trolls. A Song for You..........: 64 9.2 2.2%
13. Solstice Greetings................................: 61 8.8 2.0%
14. Yuletide Puns.....................................: 60 8.7 2.0%
15. Merry Christmas Everybody.........................: 59 8.5 2.0%
16. The Bastards Killed Benazir Bhutto................: 55 8.0 1.9%
17. I NEED MORE STORAGE SPACE!!!! MORE!!!!!!.........: 55 8.0 1.9%
18. Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk: 49 7.1 1.7%
19. 12/25 Puns........................................: 46 6.7 1.6%
20. Boxing Day Puns...................................: 46 6.7 1.6%
21. now it is.........................................: 44 6.3 1.5%
22. [ 133+ ] "Innards" is Now "Deprecated" in Favor of: 43 6.2 1.4%
23. 28 December Puns..................................: 42 6.0 1.4%
24. Xmas Puns.........................................: 42 6.0 1.4%
25. Christmas Puns....................................: 40 5.8 1.4%
26. Advent Puns.......................................: 38 5.5 1.3%
27. 03/04/05 Puns.....................................: 34 4.9 1.1%
28. the infection.....................................: 29 4.2 1.0%
29. is it wrong.......................................: 29 4.2 1.0%
30. Mohammed teddy bear?..............................: 28 4.0 0.9%
31. 27/12 Puns........................................: 24 3.4 0.8%
32. 25 December Puns..................................: 24 3.4 0.8%
33. China Can Save The World!.........................: 23 3.4 0.8%
34. Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk: 22 3.3 0.8%
35. Heh...............................................: 22 3.2 0.8%
36. 05/10/20 Puns.....................................: 22 3.2 0.7%
37. Fourth Sunday Of Advent Puns......................: 20 2.9 0.7%
38. oh................................................: 19 2.8 0.7%
39. Merry Christmas, Everybody!.......................: 19 2.8 0.7%
40. Christmas Eve Puns................................: 19 2.8 0.7%
41. christmas.........................................: 18 2.7 0.6%
42. If You Had An Erection For More Than Four Hours...: 18 2.7 0.6%
43. 10/20 Puns........................................: 18 2.6 0.6%
44. M`I,5.Pers ecution - M olestation d uring Tr avel.: 18 2.6 0.6%
45. 12 days...........................................: 18 2.6 0.6%
46. December 27 Puns..................................: 17 2.5 0.6%
47. M.I 5-P ersecution . B BC Newscast ers L ie & D en: 17 2.5 0.6%
48. 12/27 Puns........................................: 16 2.3 0.5%
49. 26 December Puns..................................: 15 2.3 0.5%
50. M.I'5.Persecut ion . Fo ur Year s of M I5 Persecu : 14 2.1 0.5%
51. 12/24 Puns........................................: 14 2.1 0.5%
52. What It Was, Was Football.........................: 14 2.1 0.5%
53. 20/10/05 Puns.....................................: 14 2.1 0.5%
54. 06/12/24 Puns.....................................: 14 2.0 0.5%
55. M I-5 Persecution MI5 Wa ste Taxpa yer Millio : 13 2.0 0.5%
56. Merry Christmas...................................: 13 1.9 0.5%
57. 4th Sunday Of Advent Puns.........................: 13 1.9 0.4%
58. Nationwide High School and College Database (via A: 12 1.7 0.4%
59. M-I'5`Persec ution ` Compari ng t he M I5 Persecu : 12 1.7 0.4%
60. just one look.....................................: 11 1.6 0.4%
61. 24 December Puns..................................: 10 1.5 0.3%
62. December 28 Puns..................................: 10 1.4 0.3%
63. There Will Always be Swifties.....................: 10 1.4 0.3%
64. MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!...........................: 10 1.4 0.3%
65. December 24 Puns..................................: 9 1.4 0.3%
66. A Merry Christmas to All..........................: 9 1.4 0.3%
67. Nate..............................................: 9 1.3 0.3%
68. Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk: 9 1.3 0.3%
69. Prescription Assistance...........................: 8 1.2 0.3%
70. Hanukkah Puns.....................................: 8 1.2 0.3%
71. Terry.............................................: 7 1.1 0.3%
72. 12/14 Puns........................................: 7 1.1 0.3%
73. First Step To Invisibility........................: 7 1.1 0.3%
74. My car has polka-dots.............................: 7 1.1 0.3%
75. 24/12/06 Puns.....................................: 7 1.1 0.3%
76. On Bread, Virile..................................: 7 1.1 0.3%
77. 12/28 Puns........................................: 7 1.1 0.2%
78. Anyone Need a Binary-Tree Demo?...................: 6 1.0 0.2%
79. From _Xed: The Beginning_.........................: 6 0.9 0.2%
80. [ 133+ ] "Innards" is Now "Deprecated" in Favor of: 6 0.9 0.2%
81. Nick..............................................: 6 0.9 0.2%
82. 20/10 Puns........................................: 5 0.8 0.2%
83. 28/12 Puns........................................: 5 0.8 0.2%
84. PING: Mimus [was: Re: 'Endzeit Bunkertracks - : 5 0.8 0.2%
85. USENET Court of Last Resort - Snuhwolf collaborati: 5 0.8 0.2%
86. to all of you.....................................: 5 0.8 0.2%
87. 20 Days...........................................: 5 0.7 0.2%
88. Mary..............................................: 5 0.7 0.2%
89. 25/12 Puns........................................: 4 0.7 0.2%
90. Embarrassing Moments..............................: 4 0.7 0.2%
91. The greatest man ever.............................: 4 0.7 0.2%
92. 12/20 Puns........................................: 4 0.7 0.2%
93. December 25 Puns..................................: 4 0.7 0.2%
94. [ 133+ ] "Innards" is Now "Deprecated" in Favor of: 4 0.6 0.1%
95. Treason...........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
96. 20 October Puns...................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
97. I Started Out that Way, Anyway....................: 3 0.5 0.1%
98. molly just gnawed on me...........................: 3 0.5 0.1%
99. Bored At Work.....................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
100. Merry Christmas, Trolls. A Song for You...........: 3 0.5 0.1%
101. There are Pratchett Fans Behind the Internet......: 3 0.4 0.1%
102. NNNNNNNNNNNN Puns.................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
103. 5 Days............................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
104. 170 Days..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
105. 10 Days...........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
106. 110 Days..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
107. Very Foolish Samson...............................: 2 0.3 0.1%
108. NNNNNNNNNNNN Puns - And Christmas Greetings to all: 2 0.3 0.1%
109. Books Sin Print IV................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
110. Escaped WW2 chickens..............................: 2 0.3 0.1%
111. NNNNNNNNNNNN Puns - And Christmas Greetings to all: 2 0.3 0.1%
112. Underwear.........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
113. 12/30 Puns........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
114. MMOFLY.COM-Sell wow gold, Sell world of warcraft g: 2 0.3 0.1%
115. April 11 Puns.....................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
116. funny.............................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
117. New Christian Products............................: 1 0.3 0.1%
118. Kate..............................................: 1 0.3 0.1%
119. We Don't Really Hear Enough Nice Things About the : 1 0.3 0.1%
120. Well, the Fans Have Spoken (in a way...)..........: 1 0.3 0.1%
121. Chanukah Puns.....................................: 1 0.3 0.1%
122. Self Help Book....................................: 1 0.3 0.1%
123. Tennis Warfare!...................................: 1 0.3 0.1%
124. -= CHEAP Tramadol Online =- imDH`-g!DG............: 1 0.3 0.1%
125. Eid Ul-Adha Puns..................................: 1 0.3 0.1%
126. 15 Days...........................................: 1 0.2 0.1%
127. Phil..............................................: 1 0.2 0.1%
128. Funny.............................................: 1 0.2 0.1%
129. Foot Digits.......................................: 1 0.2 0.1%
130. Cans..............................................: 1 0.2 0.1%
131. !-= Find CHEAP TRAMADOL Online =-! qT `$+rP8s.....: 1 0.2 0.1%
132. Name The Song.....................................: 1 0.2 0.1%
133. October 16 Puns...................................: 1 0.2 0.1%
134. Remember This?....................................: 1 0.2 0.1%
135. Find Tramadol Online :uMsE_uAix...................: 1 0.2 0.1%
136. Pop Quiz..........................................: 1 0.2 0.1%
137. Neigh.............................................: 1 0.2 0.1%
138. !!!!! Make Over $200 per day in Autopilot !!!!! ,T: 1 0.2 0.1%
139. 130 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.1%
140. Very Foolish Philistines..........................: 1 0.2 0.1%
141. Vampires On A Plane...............................: 1 0.2 0.0%
142. Fran..............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
143. 160 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
144. Sam...............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
145. 140 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
146. Nancy.............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
147. 190 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
148. Mick..............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
149. 180 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
150. Toms..............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
151. Lettered Paths....................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
152. more..............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
153. 200 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
154. I'm seeking the vampire...........................: 1 0.2 0.0%
155. Sara..............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
156. Tom...............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%

Top 10 Original Content Ratings: (Original Bytes) / (All Bytes)
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1. godsspeciallamb...........................................: 77.6%
2. Onideus Mad Hatter........................................: 73.4%
3. Bill Cleere...............................................: 54.6%
4. nemo......................................................: 31.7%
5. mixed nuts................................................: 26.1%
6. mimus.....................................................: 22.6%
7. Sharon B..................................................: 21.1%
8. Wavy......................................................: 18.7%
9. Mr Pounder................................................: 18.1%
10. Tim Bruening..............................................: 17.7%

Bottom 10 Original Content Ratings: (Original Bytes) / (All Bytes)
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1. yuletide pmd..............................................: 5.1%
2. Tim Weaver................................................: 6.3%
3. dave hillstrom............................................: 8.5%
4. headkase..................................................: 10.4%
5. JeanneDArc~...............................................: 11.3%
6. trippy....................................................: 11.4%
7. Aratzio...................................................: 13.5%
8. Father Kylesmas...........................................: 13.5%
9. Shirley...................................................: 13.6%
10. goodbye...................................................: 14.6%

Top 10 Crossposting Groups: Posts in Group
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1. demon.local..................................................: 466
2. mn.humor.....................................................: 440
3. alt.humor....................................................: 427
4. alt.humor.puns...............................................: 402
5. rec.humor....................................................: 206
6. alt.talk.bollocks............................................: 108
7. alt.buzzard.rules............................................: 75
8. alt.tasteless.jokes..........................................: 75
9. alt.surrealism...............................................: 72
10. alt.humor.jewish.............................................: 58

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On Sat, 29 Dec 2007 00:03:00 +0000 (UTC), Usenet Stats Poster
<stats@lies.damn.lies> wrote:

> 58. metro-golden-meower...............................: 1 0.1 0.1%

the weekly flonk report card in my mailbox says 'must try harder'.

 

On Sat, 29 Dec 2007 00:30:13 +0000, metro-golden-meower wrote:

> On Sat, 29 Dec 2007 00:03:00 +0000 (UTC), Usenet Stats Poster
> <stats@lies.damn.lies> wrote:
>
>> 58. metro-golden-meower...............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>
> the weekly flonk report card in my mailbox says 'must try harder'.

You can always be transferred to the pet-food department <shudder>.

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