NNNNNNNNNNNN Puns

Discussion in 'Chatter' started by Tim Bruening, Dec 21, 2007.

  1. Tim Bruening

    Tim Bruening Guest

    Endear: I love the letter N.

    Endow: Shares of N on the stock market.

    Endue: Wet Ns in the morning.

    Enquire: Singing Ns in church.

    Ensue: N files a lawsuit.
     
  2. nemo

    nemo Guest

    Re: NNNNNNNNNNNN Puns - And Christmas Greetings to all and sundry, monddry, tuesdry and wednesdry!


    "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    news:476B77CD.951BB26D@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    >
    > Endear: I love the letter N.
    >
    > Endow: Shares of N on the stock market.
    >
    > Endue: Wet Ns in the morning.
    >
    > Enquire: Singing Ns in church.
    >
    > Ensue: N files a lawsuit.


    Having been in electronics since I was nine**, the idea of NNNNNNNNNNNN Puns
    yields the following:

    Suit of armour, chain male, sword, mace and lance for a knight who's only
    4ft tall:

    Short sir kit!

    Yah never thought of that one - did yahh! :eek:)

    Anyway - with my memory the way it is - I'll say Happy Christmas and a
    damned good New Year not Years to you Tim, and everybody now!!

    I'll be OK. Glenmorangie Whisky, Absolut Vodka, Benedictine, Vin Mouseaux, .
    .. . . oh . . . and some food as well! . . . . . . hic! including a home-made
    Christmas pud! Have you seen the price of them????

    (** I used to spend my pocket money on components in a shop opposite my
    granny's and pull em apart to try to fathom out how they worked.)

    Nemo.
    Ohhhh! It's really like being in heaven, to retire in 2007!! - and spend yer
    first retyred Christmas and New Year not Years as well, with no deep
    pressing thoughts of having to go back to work afterwards!! Luverly!!
     
  3. Anna Perenna

    Anna Perenna Big Time BS'er

    Re: NNNNNNNNNNNN Puns - And Christmas Greetings to all and sundry, monddry, tuesdry a


    So ... are you guys like boyfriend, girlfriend?

    Steady dates ..... lovers?

    Tell me Sporto, have you slipped them the hot. beef. injection?
     
  4. Tim Bruening

    Tim Bruening Guest

    Re: NNNNNNNNNNNN Puns - And Christmas Greetings to all and sundry,monddry, tuesdry and wednesdry!



    nemo wrote:

    > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > news:476B77CD.951BB26D@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    > >
    > > Endear: I love the letter N.
    > >
    > > Endow: Shares of N on the stock market.
    > >
    > > Endue: Wet Ns in the morning.
    > >
    > > Enquire: Singing Ns in church.
    > >
    > > Ensue: N files a lawsuit.

    >
    > Having been in electronics since I was nine**, the idea of NNNNNNNNNNNN Puns
    > yields the following:
    >
    > Suit of armour, chain male, sword, mace and lance for a knight who's only
    > 4ft tall:
    >
    > Short sir kit!


    How did words that start with the sound "N" yield a short sir kit?
     

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