Ceasing: Computerized song. Circuit: Electrical knight. Easing: Song on the Internet. Icing: Another Internet song. Transistor: A daughter of the Mother Board.
Affirming: Chinese vase that says yes. Firming: Hard hairy vase made by a Harry Potter. Laming: Vase that limps.
Dipole: To color a Polish person, or a long cyclinder, or a planetary axis. Doling: Baby female deer. Dopey: Urinating female deer. Doping: Musical female deer on drugs. Dozing: Sleeping female deer.
nemo wrote: > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > news:42B7BCCE.2E536E6D@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > Dipole: To color a Polish person, or a long cyclinder, or a planetary > > axis. > > > > Doling: Baby female deer. > > > > Dopey: Urinating female deer. > > Doping: Musical female deer on drugs. > > > > Dozing: Sleeping female deer. > > Domestic: A parasitic insect that lives on the untidy bread-mix droppings on > the bakery floor. Doming: Bread-mix in a Chinese vase.
nemo wrote: > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > news:41413A67.FFC2E0ED@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > Konker: Dog belonging to a giant ape that climbs skyscrapers. > > > > Pamper: Price of a cooking spray. > > > > Parapet: Domestic animal from the 5th dimension. > > > > Pesky: Annoying object that undoes locks. > > > > Skit: Young cat in a short play. > > > > Skittish: Young scardy cat. > > > > Velvet: Cloth that fought in a war. > > <oyster alert> > Nein. Dos iz der farkert fun a krankvet! Termination: Nation of robots played by Arnold Schwarzenegger. Termin-Nate: Male assassin. Assassin-Nate: Male terminator.
Chorus: Singing Russians. Clocker: Time keeping dog. Cinnabar: Where the bad people drink. Cinema: Movie mom. Cracker: A crazy dog.
Banding: To prohibit bells. Chicane: Cane used by a chicken or a young woman. Chipper: Price of a small piece of wood. Choker: Dog who strangles people. Chopper: Price of a piece of bony pork.
nemo wrote: > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > news:41876C70.1647B764@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > > > dougal wrote: > > > > > On Tue, 16 Mar 2004 13:05:01 GMT, Alan <bogfern1@hotmail.com> > wrote: > > > > > > >On Mon, 15 Mar 2004 18:49:50 -0800, Larry Krzewinski > > > ><Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote: > > > >> > > > >>I'm not stealing it. It was a gift from Elisabeth. Even my pet > > > > >>iguana likes it. > > > > > > > >More darn euphemisms. > > > > > > If it was an euphemism Larry would have said pet tadpole. > > > > Tadpole: Polish child. > > Mailchik: Russian baby postman. Tad Poll: Opinion survey of children or baby frogs. Bunting: Musical pastry. Chamber: Cold room. Chaser: The knight whose following you. Cherub: To rub a place where people sit down.
nemo wrote: > "Robert Morpheal" <morpheal@sympatico.ca> wrote in message > news:42588866.F31C269F@sympatico.ca... > > Tim Bruening wrote: > > > > > A major jam. > > > > How do you prepare the majors and then how much sugar and pectin do you > > need to add ? Is the boiling time affected by the preparation ? > > > > Pectin: Birds break their beaks when the try this. Pudding: Musical dessert.
nemo wrote: > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > news:414D7930.DF754497@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > > > nemo wrote: > > > > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > > > news:414A3629.CDF79CB7@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > > > > > > > > > nemo wrote: > > > > > > > > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > > > > > news:41443901.4DFB9E96@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > > > Needing: I need a bell! > > > > > > > > > > > > Weeding: We ring the bell! > > > > > > > > > > > > Weeding: Unwanted plant bells. > > > > > > > > > > > > Pleading: The bell begs for help. > > > > > > > > > > . . . because the church as fallen down in an earthquake > and > > > the > > > > > bell is intollerubble? > > > > > > > > Conspire: Against church steeples. > > > > > > > Condone: Nearly against the big tit thing on the top of St. Paul's > > > Cathedral. > > > > Presto: To push the digits at the ends of your feet. > > > > Promote: In favor of a circular ditch filled with water and surrounding a > > castle. > > > > Promotive: In favor of incentives. > > > Promotion: In favour of diarrhoea. Propell: In favor of Pell grants.
nemo wrote: > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > news:414D7AA5.7766970@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > > > nemo wrote: > > > > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > > > news:414A35FD.CB41634C@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > > > > > > > > > nemo wrote: > > > > > > > > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > > > > > news:414438F4.23F075F5@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > > > Breaking: King of dancing by spinning on the ground. > > > > > > > > > > > > Braking: King of stopping. > > > > > > > > > > . . or of noisy donkeys. > > > > > > > > > > > > Faking: Pretender to the throne. > > > > > > > > > > . . or king of the fairies, ducky! > > > > > > > > Ducky: Unlocks waterfowl. > > > > > > > Mucky: Unlocks the refuse cart. > > > > Cotton: 2,000 pound sleeping place. > > > Bunkum: Native American's small bed. Alternative: Resident of a parallel universe.
nemo wrote: > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > news:414D78C5.ADC28AAA@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > > > nemo wrote: > > > > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > > > news:414A35FD.CB41634C@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > > > > > > > > > nemo wrote: > > > > > > > > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > > > > > news:414438F4.23F075F5@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > > > Breaking: King of dancing by spinning on the ground. > > > > > > > > > > > > Braking: King of stopping. > > > > > > > > > > . . or of noisy donkeys. > > > > > > > > > > > > Faking: Pretender to the throne. > > > > > > > > > > . . or king of the fairies, ducky! > > > > > > > > Ducky: Unlocks waterfowl. > > > > > > > Mucky: Unlocks the refuse cart. > > > > Contamination: Polluted country. > > > > Poorest: An inadequate chair or wall. > > > > Purest: A chair or wall with no contamination. > > > Imprest: A chair that has been lent to a demon. > > Reforeast: A stand to place your old-fashioned spliff on. Compatriots: Computer nationalists. Drummond: Pile of percussion instruments.
nemo wrote: > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > news:414A3865.35C0406D@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > > > nemo wrote: > > > > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > > > news:41443AD4.BEC0DEE4@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > > > > > > > > > "J. A. Mc." wrote: > > > > > > > > > On Wed, 12 May 2004 19:32:12 +1200, "ur_droll" <who.gives@fuck.co> > found > > > > > these unused words floating about: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >"Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message > > > > > >news:grh2a01cndr5s22v68of6cfib52i9m8bk1@4ax.com... > > > > > >: On Mon, 10 May 2004 20:36:07 +1200, "ur_droll" > <who.gives@fuck.co> > > > wrote > > > > > >in > > > > > >: message <hbHnc.2881$XI4.108587@news.xtra.co.nz>: > > > > > >: >"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > > > > > >: >news:409F3A5E.25A4D25C@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > > >: >: Yo, ur_droll! > > > > > >: >It would seem that yer just another "yo yo" > > > > > >: > > > > > >: He didn't say "Yo, Mel". I believe it is hard to pronounce. > > > > > > > > > > > >It has a peculiar ring about it > > > > > > > > > > > Duncan the issue? > > > > > > > > Hi, Lander: Greeting to NASA'a Mars Probes. > > > > > > Hi speed Lander: NASAs Sun Probe, presumably designed by a mole! > > > > A Russian mole? > > > Nope. A leisurely mole. Mascot: Where the masses sleep.
nemo wrote: > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > news:414A37B3.6CB9CE81@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > > > nemo wrote: > > > > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > > > news:41443AD4.BEC0DEE4@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > > > > > > > > > "J. A. Mc." wrote: > > > > > > > > > On Wed, 12 May 2004 19:32:12 +1200, "ur_droll" <who.gives@fuck.co> > found > > > > > these unused words floating about: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >"Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message > > > > > >news:grh2a01cndr5s22v68of6cfib52i9m8bk1@4ax.com... > > > > > >: On Mon, 10 May 2004 20:36:07 +1200, "ur_droll" > <who.gives@fuck.co> > > > wrote > > > > > >in > > > > > >: message <hbHnc.2881$XI4.108587@news.xtra.co.nz>: > > > > > >: >"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > > > > > >: >news:409F3A5E.25A4D25C@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > > >: >: Yo, ur_droll! > > > > > >: >It would seem that yer just another "yo yo" > > > > > >: > > > > > >: He didn't say "Yo, Mel". I believe it is hard to pronounce. > > > > > > > > > > > >It has a peculiar ring about it > > > > > > > > > > > Duncan the issue? > > > > > > > > Hi, Lander: Greeting to NASA'a Mars Probes. > > > > > > Hi speed Lander: NASAs Sun Probe, presumably designed by a mole! > > > > Presume: Before addition. > > > Prezooom: Lighting the fuse on a rocket. > > Bazoom: A sheep's tit! Commove: Computer changes location. Entrain: A train shaped like the 14th letter. Entire: The whole tire shaped like the 14th letter. Intent: Where campers sleep.
"fredmiller@the.PC" wrote: > There is a pecking order in here, so your Raven is deferred. Peck King: King of sexy birds.
dustbird wrote: > > > ----- For this effort, my ex-boss assigned me tree puns. --- > > > I would like help on TREE related puns > > > I benin many places. I sapele play soccer in Brazil. Was he ever limba. > And very poplar. > I went to Princeton, and ramin to Einstein. Zebrano! I wanted to > introduce him to my brothers and sisters, Myrtle, Burl, Bub, Inga. My > brother said: "Butternut." But I was satin he wood love them. By gum, he > did. He said "Everything is relativity!" Elm his fan. The men's room was in > the basement. I had tupelo. > I had back pain. Old war wound. Purpleheart. Heard of medicine man. Flew > to New Guinea. Herbal cure didn't work. I was teaked off, but I padauk the > shaman. Pain got desperate. > Flew to Rome. Birch into Church. Met Father John and Sister Rose. Got > religion. Prima vera! Trod the narra path. Faux satine. Bought a rosary. > "What kind of wood is this cross made of?", I asked Father John. "Rosewood," > he said. And she did. Sycamore! But my back hurt. She said I had to go on a > diet. We went to a healthfood restaurant. I ordered a low-calorie cocobolo, > and we goncalo alves. Lost some weight, back pain went away. I'm oak now, > still pecan away. Recently, my stepdad planted acorn patch. I O-Pine that we should get out of Iraq before more of our people get shipped home in wood. I love the beech.
nemo wrote: > Michael Balarama <mbalar@ev1.net> wrote in message > news:108i6qu2266ub5b@corp.supernews.com... > > A young man walked into an insurance office to purchase > > coverage for his new motorcycle. Only one question confused > > him. "Do you have a lien holder on the vehicle?" > > > > "I've got a kickstand," the prospect replied. "Is that the > > same thing?" > > > > > I walked into a motorcycling accessories shop to purchase > coverage for my new motorcycle. > > It was a big green canvas thing with eyelets round the edge to tie it down > round the machine! > > Lien times: When you're so skint you owe money on everything you posses! Icycle: Frozen bike.
Autobiography: Life story of a car. Pepper: Price of a pick me up. Peract: Price of part of a play. Percent: Price of a penny. Perforate: Price of holes.
Permute: Price of silence. Person: Price of a male kid. Perspirate: Price of sweat. Perspire: Price of the top of the church. Permission: Price of the entire church.
Ann Nex: Woman who seeks to conquer. Asking: King of backsides. Awaking: King of Travel Agents. Banking: Explosives expert. Biking: A gay monarch.
