Dear Wavy G.

Discussion in 'Chatter' started by trippy, Nov 27, 2007.

  1. trippy

    trippy Guest

    I'm jealous of your friends list. You have both Richard Simmons and the
    OxyClean guy.

    --
    trippy
    mhm31x9 Smeeter#29 WSD#30
    sTaRShInE_mOOnBeAm aT HoTmAil dOt CoM
    http://www.myspace.com/starshine_moonbeam

    NP: "You Can't Kill Rock N' Roll" -- Ozzy Osbourne

    "What did I tell the kid. It's about how hard you can get hit,
    and keep moving forward. It's about how much you can take,
    and keep moving forward. Get up."

    -- Sylvester Stallone "Rocky Balboa"
     
  2. Wavy G

    Wavy G Guest

    Don't fight it, trippy...Just lie down and try to relax:

    >
    >I'm jealous of your friends list. You have both Richard Simmons and the
    >OxyClean guy.


    Dear Trippy:

    Thank you for your kind words of jealousy. Your gesture is appreciated
    and will not go unnoticed.

    I am jealous, however, of you. For you are friends with Wavy G (an
    impossibility for me). So, in a sense, we are even.

    Your "friend,"
    Wavy G
     
  3. trippy

    trippy Guest

    In article <4riok3p212qqhb5or50dpdf0q16k8pb6li@4ax.com>, Wavy G took the
    hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...

    > Don't fight it, trippy...Just lie down and try to relax:
    >
    > >
    > >I'm jealous of your friends list. You have both Richard Simmons and the
    > >OxyClean guy.

    >
    > Dear Trippy:
    >
    > Thank you for your kind words of jealousy. Your gesture is appreciated
    > and will not go unnoticed.
    >
    > I am jealous, however, of you. For you are friends with Wavy G (an
    > impossibility for me). So, in a sense, we are even.
    >
    > Your "friend,"
    > Wavy G
    >


    You're no OxyClean guy or anything.

    --
    trippy
    mhm31x9 Smeeter#29 WSD#30
    sTaRShInE_mOOnBeAm aT HoTmAil dOt CoM
    http://www.myspace.com/starshine_moonbeam

    NP: "You Can't Kill Rock N' Roll" -- Ozzy Osbourne

    "What did I tell the kid. It's about how hard you can get hit,
    and keep moving forward. It's about how much you can take,
    and keep moving forward. Get up."

    -- Sylvester Stallone "Rocky Balboa"
     
  4. Wavy G

    Wavy G Guest

    Don't fight it, trippy...Just lie down and try to relax:

    >In article <4riok3p212qqhb5or50dpdf0q16k8pb6li@4ax.com>, Wavy G took the
    >hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
    >
    >> Don't fight it, trippy...Just lie down and try to relax:
    >>
    >> >
    >> >I'm jealous of your friends list. You have both Richard Simmons and the
    >> >OxyClean guy.

    >>
    >> Dear Trippy:
    >>
    >> Thank you for your kind words of jealousy. Your gesture is appreciated
    >> and will not go unnoticed.
    >>
    >> I am jealous, however, of you. For you are friends with Wavy G (an
    >> impossibility for me). So, in a sense, we are even.
    >>
    >> Your "friend,"
    >> Wavy G
    >>

    >
    >You're no OxyClean guy or anything.


    What do I have to do to earn your respect, Trippy? I could grow a beard
    and blusterously shout about whatever product-du-jour the "As Seen On
    TV" people are promoting, all while continuously introducing myself:
    "I'M WAVY G!"
     
  5. Daedalus

    Daedalus Guest

    On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 13:23:41 -0500, Wavy G
    <imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote:

    >Don't fight it, trippy...Just lie down and try to relax:
    >
    >>In article <4riok3p212qqhb5or50dpdf0q16k8pb6li@4ax.com>, Wavy G took the
    >>hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
    >>
    >>> Don't fight it, trippy...Just lie down and try to relax:
    >>>
    >>> >
    >>> >I'm jealous of your friends list. You have both Richard Simmons and the
    >>> >OxyClean guy.
    >>>
    >>> Dear Trippy:
    >>>
    >>> Thank you for your kind words of jealousy. Your gesture is appreciated
    >>> and will not go unnoticed.
    >>>
    >>> I am jealous, however, of you. For you are friends with Wavy G (an
    >>> impossibility for me). So, in a sense, we are even.
    >>>
    >>> Your "friend,"
    >>> Wavy G
    >>>

    >>
    >>You're no OxyClean guy or anything.

    >
    >What do I have to do to earn your respect, Trippy? I could grow a beard
    >and blusterously shout about whatever product-du-jour the "As Seen On
    >TV" people are promoting, all while continuously introducing myself:
    >"I'M WAVY G!"


    All you have to do is grow the beard, a big, rugged beard.

    Jade
     
  6. mimus

    mimus Guest

    On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 11:56:47 -0500, Wavy G wrote:

    > Don't fight it, trippy...Just lie down and try to relax:
    >
    >>
    >>I'm jealous of your friends list. You have both Richard Simmons and the
    >>OxyClean guy.

    >
    > Dear Trippy:
    >
    > Thank you for your kind words of jealousy. Your gesture is appreciated
    > and will not go unnoticed.
    >
    > I am jealous, however, of you. For you are friends with Wavy G (an
    > impossibility for me). So, in a sense, we are even.
    >
    > Your "friend,"
    > Wavy G


    Pervs pervs pervs pervs pervs pervs pervs pervs pervs pervs pervs pervs
    pervs pervs pervs pervs pervs pervs pervs pervs pervs pervs pervs pervs
    pervs pervs pervs pervs pervs pervs pervs pervs pervs pervs pervs pervs
    pervs pervs pervs pervs pervs pervs pervs pervs pervs pervs pervs pervs
    pervs pervs pervs pervs pervs pervs pervs pervs pervs pervs pervs pervs
    pervs pervs pervs pervs pervs pervs pervs pervs pervs pervs pervs pervs.

    --
    tinmimus99@hotmail.com

    smeeter 11 or maybe 12

    mp 10

    mhm 29x13

    You want a job and a lizard to ride?

    < _The Einstein Intersection_
     
  7. Wavy G

    Wavy G Guest

    Don't fight it, mimus...Just lie down and try to relax:

    >On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 11:56:47 -0500, Wavy G wrote:
    >
    >> Don't fight it, trippy...Just lie down and try to relax:
    >>
    >>>
    >>>I'm jealous of your friends list. You have both Richard Simmons and the
    >>>OxyClean guy.

    >>
    >> Dear Trippy:
    >>
    >> Thank you for your kind words of jealousy. Your gesture is appreciated
    >> and will not go unnoticed.
    >>
    >> I am jealous, however, of you. For you are friends with Wavy G (an
    >> impossibility for me). So, in a sense, we are even.
    >>
    >> Your "friend,"
    >> Wavy G

    >
    >Pervs pervs pervs pervs pervs pervs pervs pervs pervs pervs pervs pervs
    >pervs pervs pervs pervs pervs pervs pervs pervs pervs pervs pervs pervs
    >pervs pervs pervs pervs pervs pervs pervs pervs pervs pervs pervs pervs
    >pervs pervs pervs pervs pervs pervs pervs pervs pervs pervs pervs pervs
    >pervs pervs pervs pervs pervs pervs pervs pervs pervs pervs pervs pervs
    >pervs pervs pervs pervs pervs pervs pervs pervs pervs pervs pervs pervs.



    Which won? Billy Mays or Richard Simmons?
     
  8. trippy

    trippy Guest

    In article <3snok3dlervvsbg4gepse6vpgfk05q5m27@4ax.com>, Wavy G took the
    hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...

    > Don't fight it, trippy...Just lie down and try to relax:
    >
    > >In article <4riok3p212qqhb5or50dpdf0q16k8pb6li@4ax.com>, Wavy G took the
    > >hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
    > >
    > >> Don't fight it, trippy...Just lie down and try to relax:
    > >>
    > >> >
    > >> >I'm jealous of your friends list. You have both Richard Simmons and the
    > >> >OxyClean guy.
    > >>
    > >> Dear Trippy:
    > >>
    > >> Thank you for your kind words of jealousy. Your gesture is appreciated
    > >> and will not go unnoticed.
    > >>
    > >> I am jealous, however, of you. For you are friends with Wavy G (an
    > >> impossibility for me). So, in a sense, we are even.
    > >>
    > >> Your "friend,"
    > >> Wavy G
    > >>

    > >
    > >You're no OxyClean guy or anything.

    >
    > What do I have to do to earn your respect, Trippy? I could grow a beard
    > and blusterously shout about whatever product-du-jour the "As Seen On
    > TV" people are promoting, all while continuously introducing myself:
    > "I'M WAVY G!"
    >
    >


    Would you? That would be swell. I don't know how effective it will be,
    since you currently have no products that are seen on TV but what the
    heck, stranger things have happened.

    --
    trippy
    mhm31x9 Smeeter#29 WSD#30
    sTaRShInE_mOOnBeAm aT HoTmAil dOt CoM
    http://www.myspace.com/starshine_moonbeam

    NP: "You Can't Kill Rock N' Roll" -- Ozzy Osbourne

    "What did I tell the kid. It's about how hard you can get hit,
    and keep moving forward. It's about how much you can take,
    and keep moving forward. Get up."

    -- Sylvester Stallone "Rocky Balboa"
     
  9. Wavy G

    Wavy G Guest

    Don't fight it, trippy...Just lie down and try to relax:

    >In article <3snok3dlervvsbg4gepse6vpgfk05q5m27@4ax.com>, Wavy G took the
    >hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
    >
    >> Don't fight it, trippy...Just lie down and try to relax:
    >>
    >> >In article <4riok3p212qqhb5or50dpdf0q16k8pb6li@4ax.com>, Wavy G took the
    >> >hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
    >> >
    >> >> Don't fight it, trippy...Just lie down and try to relax:
    >> >>
    >> >> >
    >> >> >I'm jealous of your friends list. You have both Richard Simmons and the
    >> >> >OxyClean guy.
    >> >>
    >> >> Dear Trippy:
    >> >>
    >> >> Thank you for your kind words of jealousy. Your gesture is appreciated
    >> >> and will not go unnoticed.
    >> >>
    >> >> I am jealous, however, of you. For you are friends with Wavy G (an
    >> >> impossibility for me). So, in a sense, we are even.
    >> >>
    >> >> Your "friend,"
    >> >> Wavy G
    >> >>
    >> >
    >> >You're no OxyClean guy or anything.

    >>
    >> What do I have to do to earn your respect, Trippy? I could grow a beard
    >> and blusterously shout about whatever product-du-jour the "As Seen On
    >> TV" people are promoting, all while continuously introducing myself:
    >> "I'M WAVY G!"
    >>
    >>

    >
    >Would you? That would be swell. I don't know how effective it will be,
    >since you currently have no products that are seen on TV but what the
    >heck, stranger things have happened.


    Oh, I have products, all right. They may not be "seen on 'TV,'" but
    I've got products. Take a look:

    The "Pie Light":

    http://groups.google.com/group/alt.tv.real-world/msg/b24b87bf6e431d09


    ....The "Mister Pee":

    http://groups.google.com/group/alt.support.sleep-disorder/msg/037175702b4a4ebd


    ....And the "Sweat Glass":

    http://groups.google.com/group/finet.freenet.lists.new-patents/msg/86d132562121b009

    I expect your letter of apology is forthcoming. I will be at my
    computer, furiously pressing the "refresh" button, for the next day or
    so. I am glad to have helped you with your oversight.

    Thanks in advance.

    Love,
    Wavy G
     
  10. trippy

    trippy Guest

    In article <86rsk3165hepfbfghn4ld264cjtsudsl3s@4ax.com>, Wavy G took the
    hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...

    > Don't fight it, trippy...Just lie down and try to relax:
    >
    > >In article <3snok3dlervvsbg4gepse6vpgfk05q5m27@4ax.com>, Wavy G took the
    > >hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
    > >
    > >> Don't fight it, trippy...Just lie down and try to relax:
    > >>
    > >> >In article <4riok3p212qqhb5or50dpdf0q16k8pb6li@4ax.com>, Wavy G took the
    > >> >hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
    > >> >
    > >> >> Don't fight it, trippy...Just lie down and try to relax:
    > >> >>
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> >I'm jealous of your friends list. You have both Richard Simmons and the
    > >> >> >OxyClean guy.
    > >> >>
    > >> >> Dear Trippy:
    > >> >>
    > >> >> Thank you for your kind words of jealousy. Your gesture is appreciated
    > >> >> and will not go unnoticed.
    > >> >>
    > >> >> I am jealous, however, of you. For you are friends with Wavy G (an
    > >> >> impossibility for me). So, in a sense, we are even.
    > >> >>
    > >> >> Your "friend,"
    > >> >> Wavy G
    > >> >>
    > >> >
    > >> >You're no OxyClean guy or anything.
    > >>
    > >> What do I have to do to earn your respect, Trippy? I could grow a beard
    > >> and blusterously shout about whatever product-du-jour the "As Seen On
    > >> TV" people are promoting, all while continuously introducing myself:
    > >> "I'M WAVY G!"
    > >>
    > >>

    > >
    > >Would you? That would be swell. I don't know how effective it will be,
    > >since you currently have no products that are seen on TV but what the
    > >heck, stranger things have happened.

    >
    > Oh, I have products, all right. They may not be "seen on 'TV,'" but
    > I've got products. Take a look:
    >
    > The "Pie Light":
    >
    > http://groups.google.com/group/alt.tv.real-world/msg/b24b87bf6e431d09
    >
    >
    > ...The "Mister Pee":
    >
    > http://groups.google.com/group/alt.support.sleep-disorder/msg/037175702b4a4ebd
    >
    >
    > ...And the "Sweat Glass":
    >
    > http://groups.google.com/group/finet.freenet.lists.new-patents/msg/86d132562121b009
    >
    > I expect your letter of apology is forthcoming. I will be at my
    > computer, furiously pressing the "refresh" button, for the next day or
    > so. I am glad to have helped you with your oversight.
    >
    > Thanks in advance.
    >
    > Love,
    > Wavy G
    >


    But, but, but you haven't actually produced them, you just said "hey,
    it'd be kind on neat if we had something like that." It's like the
    OxyClean guy posting on usenet about a fabulous cleaner using the power
    of oxygen. See what I'm sayin'?

    I NEED SOMETHING REAL.

    --
    trippy
    mhm31x9 Smeeter#29 WSD#30
    sTaRShInE_mOOnBeAm aT HoTmAil dOt CoM
    http://www.myspace.com/starshine_moonbeam

    NP: "You Can't Kill Rock N' Roll" -- Ozzy Osbourne

    "What did I tell the kid. It's about how hard you can get hit,
    and keep moving forward. It's about how much you can take,
    and keep moving forward. Get up."

    -- Sylvester Stallone "Rocky Balboa"
     

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