Birds Aren’t Real

Discussion in 'Politics' started by CoinBlazer, Aug 7, 2020.

  1. CoinBlazer

    CoinBlazer de omnibus dubitandum

    From the Birds Aren’t Real Website:

    The Birds Aren't Real movement has been active since 1976. Once a preventative cause, our initial goal was to stop the genocide of real birds. Unfortunately this was unsuccessful, and the government has since replaced every living bird with robotic replicas. Now our movement's prerogative is to make everyone aware of this fact.

    We are the voice brave enough to cry out. We are the storm thundering across the horizon. We are the candle in the dark room. We are the only hope this country has left.

    For years, your rights have been violated. We care about that. We care that the government watches you drive to work, eat, and sleep. They see everything from above, without an ounce of consent from their own citizens.

    The government should not exist as a separate entity from the citizens- that is what a democracy is all about. We need to take this country back. You don't have to be a brainwashed sheep. Through the simple act of understanding that Bird-Drone surveillance is happening on a mass level, we slowly become human again.


    So I will say I haven’t been sold on the idea yet, but I did just order me the Official BAR Shirt for $29
  2. Mopar Dude

    Mopar Dude Well-Known Member

    Those bird drones are some mighty tasty critters.
  3. toughcoins

    toughcoins Rarely is the liberal viewpoint tainted by realism

    I'm not sure I'd eat any more of those if I were you . . . you might catch the Drone "Flew".
    Mopar Dude likes this.
  4. Mopar Dude

    Mopar Dude Well-Known Member

    I woulda spent that on a nice Morgan myself.

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