Does everyone remember this idiotic liberal from 2016? Well she's been been replaced by this idiotic liberal for 2024: https://www.tiktok.com/@arleneunfiltered_2/video/7434139284300369207 Enjoy!
She says she is a "political analyst". Jeeeeez, I hope no one is ever stupid enough to employ this moron as a political analyst. She and 74,327,659 of her fellow morons also got it wrong though, so she shouldn't feel so bad that she is a complete idiot.
It is time to analyze the question you pose: 9th Grade (any High School in the entire world), and you have your Locker assigned. You notice on the Assignment Sheet the Locker next to yours is assigned to Penelope Lacroix. Your testosterone takes over. You immediately mentally envision a French or Eurasian long legged flowing hair beautiful sensual Babe with a European accent wearing Chanel perfume, because every Play Boy mag you ever got your hands on said this about the "Girls Of France", and they all had a last name ending in La-something. Your anticipatory fortune day dreams are unleashed, and you have a blissful first day, and don't recall much about it, because you kept going to the Hall looking to she if she has arrived yet. End of day, no Penelope. WTF? Next day, no Penelope. Hmmm....you start making discreet enquiries. After 9-10 'hints', a girl you know is a little confused about the Penelope part, but knows the name Lacroix. "YOU MEAN SCRATHY LECROIX'!!!! What? Scratchy? "Oh, yeah, she is in the hospital again. No idea when she is coming back. She has continuous UTIs, and is always scratching herself. She can't seem to keep her weight down, and constantly eats cake and chocolate bars and ice cream all day (she sneaks it into the school) and she NEVER bathes, and then has to constantly scratch her armpits and azz and her pimples, and it only makes it worse. She NEVER cleans her coke bottle glasses either, or brushes her hair. All the girls don't go near her, because of the Lice. Hey who is your Home Room Teacher"? Stunned at this information, you immediately start planning how to get your Locker changed, and answer the question and explain that you want to change Lockers 'Hey! The Locker next to me is open. Use that one. Then I won't end up with some Dork next to me"! How can that work, don't you have to have it assigned? "Just go down to the office and tell them which locker you want. The number is 24B. Tell them you share share a Ride and Books with 24A. That is all you have to do. They don't care". I go down to the Office and ask to change Lockers. Done Zero problem. I escape. 9 days later, "Scratchy" is pointed out to me by my Locker Mate. GADAMMMM!!! I couldn't believe it! Right out of A Mad Magazine issue on Disgusting People. Never saw Scratchy, again, until one day in January 2016, and I am watching the President being sworn in to Office, and the screen switches to some woman screaming at the President. JESUS CHRIST!!!!! IT IS SCRATCHY!!!!!!
